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The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« on: November 17, 2016, 05:37:12 pm »
From the Caver Keith Film Studios comes this heart-warming tale from the underworld of triumph over adversity, where friendships are made and broken, adventures abound and cake rules supreme.


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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2016, 07:39:57 pm »
What - have you left Chunky down there??!!  :o

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2016, 08:07:23 pm »
You will have to tune in next week to find out. Same day, same time, same channel.

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2016, 12:15:46 pm »
By then he should be thin enough to get through!
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing!

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2016, 12:56:40 pm »
 :clap2: :clap2: The tension's almost unbearable! Roll on next episode!
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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2016, 05:17:07 pm »
:clap2: :clap2: The tension's almost unbearable! Roll on next episode!
Chunky has spoiled the suspense by being spotted at Penwyllt over the weekend. He was told that he must stay at home until after episode 2 had been aired. His contract may have to be reviewed.

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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2016, 05:59:00 pm »
:clap2: :clap2: The tension's almost unbearable! Roll on next episode!
Chunky has spoiled the suspense by being spotted at Penwyllt over the weekend. He was told that he must stay at home until after episode 2 had been aired. His contract may have to be reviewed.

He did tell me that it was very harrowing.
And I'm sure he's seeming a bit thinner.

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2016, 03:59:57 pm »
Last week we left Chunky wedged tight in a crevice. Is he still there? How could he possibly get free? What fate awaits him this week? Here's episode 2 of The Dudley, Caving and Cakes.

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2016, 04:32:11 pm »
Bloody Hell Caver Keith - he's supposed to be helping to judge the CHECC best photo!! :o :o

Is he OK?????  ;D

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2016, 04:48:57 pm »
He's fine. He's now so famous that he employs a stunt double. On the other hand the stunt double is still recuperating!

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2016, 05:09:32 pm »
He's fine. He's now so famous that he employs a stunt double. On the other hand the stunt double is still recuperating!

Blasphemy...I do all my own stunts!! especially the cake eating. It's important to keep the padding in place.....for safety reasons of course  :ang:

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2016, 05:29:26 pm »
At least your lamp is still working!

Behold the benefits of LED lighting - an old-style filament bulb would be sure to have blown in a fall like that...
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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2016, 01:00:03 pm »
Is this to be a weekly series?  :clap2:
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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2016, 05:45:13 pm »
At least your lamp is still working!

Behold the benefits of LED lighting - an old-style filament bulb would be sure to have blown in a fall like that...

Thanks for the comment - it made me smile, but I'll let you into a secret - he didn't really fall. If there is enough interest we may reveal how we did there stunts.

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2016, 05:47:41 pm »
At least your lamp is still working!

Behold the benefits of LED lighting - an old-style filament bulb would be sure to have blown in a fall like that...

Thanks for the comment - it made me smile, but I'll let you into a secret - he didn't really fall. If there is enough interest we may reveal how we did there stunts.

My mate Brad Pitt was just on the phone, he was wondering if Chunky wanted to be his stunt double?

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2016, 05:49:45 pm »
Is this to be a weekly series?  :clap2:
Yes, it's a five-part mini-series. The final episode will be uploaded on 15th December and then just in time for Christmas there will be The Dudley, Caving and Cakes Box Set which will include all five episodes and some out-takes. It might also include some secrets of the trade. We spoil you all.

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2016, 05:53:39 pm »
My mate Brad Pitt was just on the phone, he was wondering if Chunky wanted to be his stunt double?
I will of course talk to Chunky but as he is under contract to me it would cost him a shed load of money to break it and be free prostitute himself to other lesser-known film makers.

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2016, 03:41:17 pm »
The suspense is over - here's episode 3, in which Dudley Bug administers first aid to Chunky, our heroes take a well-earned break and Kay discovers the joy of free-climbing. Just how inept can a team of cavers be?


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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2016, 06:14:11 pm »
Why is there no sound?

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2016, 06:46:32 pm »
Why is there no sound?
I've no idea. It plays with sound on my computer and no one else has said that there's no sound. Perhaps you have a 'good taste filter' installed on your computer and it has muted the sound. Just a thought.

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2016, 11:33:12 am »
Works fine for me too. Looks like a nasty fall! :o

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2016, 06:04:54 pm »
Looks like a nasty fall! :o

It was!

Here is part 4 of Dudley Caving Club's five-part subterranean serial. Last week we left Kayleigh battered, bruised and broken.

Is there anything cake can't do?


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The Dudley, Caving and Cakes - Series Finale
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2016, 04:04:55 pm »
 :bounce: Here is the 5th and thankfully final episode. Watch to find out who never made it out of the cave and who ate all the cakes, although I don't think that will be much of a surprise. :bounce:


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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2016, 04:28:40 pm »
I can't believe this is the end.  Will there be a series two?

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2016, 04:32:49 pm »
I can't believe this is the end.  Will there be a series two?
God I hope not! ;)

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2016, 04:46:21 pm »
I can't believe this is the end.  Will there be a series two?
God I hope not! ;)

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2016, 10:09:38 am »
Bad acting, an iffy plot - this is the sort of programme that goes on series after series on Sky. 

Perhaps a new series then - the amazing adventures of Chunky and friends  :unsure:

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2016, 10:28:58 am »
Well perhaps a Christmas special then ;)

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2016, 11:00:00 am »
Christmas Special? OK, if you insist.
Here's a teaser. What can they have seen to cause such a reaction?


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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2016, 11:54:08 am »
Not the ghost of Christmas past? Looks horrific anyway.  Should we be watching from behind the sofa?

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Re: The Dudley, Caving and Cakes
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2016, 12:45:36 pm »
Not the ghost of Christmas past? Looks horrific anyway.  Should we be watching from behind the sofa?
More Krampus than Christmas me thinks. I'm not sure a sofa will offer adequate protection.
Just remember once seen some things can never be unseen..... You have been warned!

Oh and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all :)

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