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Offline Sid

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2017, 10:30:19 am »
The cover pic for another publication "Caving with emphysema"

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2017, 10:44:27 am »
I thought this was supposed to be a sump?
make more cave - we have the technology!

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2017, 10:54:44 am »
Jim knew that following Flatulent Fred through the Long Crawl could be a harrowing experience and had come prepared this time.

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2017, 11:52:09 am »
Gran says this fell off a Zeppelin in 1916.  Do you think it might work to widen this a bit?
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2017, 11:57:53 am »
Preparing to test the new extra large caps underground.

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2017, 04:52:04 pm »
hilti's my  arse, this is what you need lads

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2017, 07:28:49 am »





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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2017, 12:05:17 pm »
What do you mean 'there's a walking size bypass?'  !!!!
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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2017, 03:52:55 pm »
SUCH A SAFE CAVE - THIS still HAS NOT EXPLODED!
BRIAN THOMAS

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2017, 03:54:31 pm »
Jim knew that following Trumpeting Terry through the Long Crawl could be a harrowing experience and had come prepared this time.

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2017, 06:25:43 pm »
Thanks for bringing that one, would you mind going back and getting the other bottles??

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2017, 06:32:16 pm »
Youth of today have their tiny laughing gas cannisters for a quick high, this is how it's really done!

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2017, 06:36:13 pm »
The new hand held Scurion batteries were not quite as compact as expected

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2017, 07:06:00 pm »
It's amazing what the girls of the 80s would carry for a thrill
Bzzzzzzzzz  ::)

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2017, 07:09:35 pm »
It's amazing what the girls of the 80s would carry for a thrill
Bzzzzzzzzz  ::)
So rude

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2017, 12:28:01 pm »
Finally, an obscure place to dump my mega geo-cache, they'll never find it here:-)
If at first you don't find Australia keep digging.

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2017, 07:52:22 pm »
...... And then he said "You carry my bottle and I will buy you a pint"
make more cave - we have the technology!

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2017, 10:35:27 pm »
Now if I just insert this suppository the wrong way that should stop Posh Spice's next album.

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2017, 03:48:39 pm »
Next time carry your own water bottle!

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #44 on: July 16, 2017, 07:55:21 pm »
What do you mean "You were supposed to leave that at the sump with the diver!"?
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing!

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2017, 09:16:47 am »
Jim knew that following Let it Rip  Lisa through the Long Crawl could be a harrowing experience and had come prepared this time.

Ok I'll stop know!

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2017, 12:07:51 pm »
Not saying Martyn's hard or anything, but I saw him fill this. No air....just Brains SA!

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2017, 05:28:10 pm »
A female hermit crab tries to cross the English channel after reading martyn's how to use an aqua lung

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2017, 12:16:23 pm »
Dave's colonoscopy was not going as well as he'd hoped...

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Re: Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2017, 09:13:17 pm »
Shhhhhhh you aint seen me......right?