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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6050 on: June 14, 2018, 04:28:52 pm »
I hope that one day we can rid the world of plagiarism.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6051 on: June 14, 2018, 04:29:15 pm »
I took two stuffed dogs onto “Flog It.”
The expert examined them and said,”They’re a fine example of the celebrated Johns Brothers of London.Taxidermists whose work is very sought after.”
“Do you know what they might fetch if they were in good condition?”asks the expert.
I said, “Yes. Sticks”

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6052 on: June 14, 2018, 04:29:41 pm »
I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit’s feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought, he’s pushing his luck.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6053 on: June 14, 2018, 05:06:39 pm »
Please, please, please, can we have a 'groan' button!

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6054 on: June 14, 2018, 06:19:57 pm »
My boss says he's going to fire anyone with bad posture. I've a hunch it might be me.
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