As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down
the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was
forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small
side.

When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and
Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the
Queen's and Prince Phillip's.

As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room,
Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get
these shoes off. My feet are killing me."

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe
with vigour, but it was stuck fast.

"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"

"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so
bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!

There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla
exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that
feels SOOO good!"

In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip
and said, 'See? I told you, with a face like that she was
still a virgin."

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the
left shoe.

"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed
the heir to the throne.

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said,
"That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

Did they find the GOLDEN RIVET?

Whats that then ? :?

You've never heard of the GOLDEN RIVET then i will have to show you it deep in the bowels of the earth one day. Ussually found on the keel plate of a ship but i can arrange one underground just for you. p.s. bring some vasaline just in case :twisted:

Wolfart said:

You've never heard of the GOLDEN RIVET then i will have to show you it deep in the bowels of the earth one day. Ussually found on the keel plate of a ship but i can arrange one underground just for you. p.s. bring some vasaline just in case :twisted:

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Christ Wolfart! Vaseline??? This seems to be some new meaning of the hunt for the golden rivet!!

Should I be looking forward to this or what ? :?

Probably not...

If Wolf has anything to do with it you are probably right. :roll:

You bet - that Wolfart if off the wall :twisted: :roll:

YEP i'll try it of the wall or even off the chanderlier.Be very afraid Mr Fell :twisted: p.s. see you at the agm ingleton :fart: