Would anyone mind if I opened up a burger bar at the 20 in Swildons?
This person has got it made:
https://www.metro.news/just-popping-up-the-convenience-store-to-get-a-bottle-of-water/1032903/

Simple bill of fayre based on way in and way out:
In:
Super Mega Burger, Fries, and Super Sugary drink to piss off the stupid sugar tax: ?1.20
Out:
Small square of chocolate: ?50.00
Water: ? your soul.

Would work great with current UK & USA governments... 

or, I could be more magnanimous and just dish out choccy to the worthy.
Definition of worthy is people who venture underground...