Amazing news!

Joe Duxbury

Joe Duxbury

Member
I have just received the following message from a contact in Molvania:
I announce discovery of deepest cave in world: Gruuta Busjbusj. It is explored to 2243 m deep by valiant members of Lutnblaagesc Partstuolet Gruuti in Lutenblaag, Republic of Molvania. A great and sensational discovery with glory to valiant Lutenblag cavers.
Nobczek Kasztarvej, Prezident, The Molvanian Speleological Society.
Absolutely fantastic.
 
Joe Duxbury

Joe Duxbury

Member
I don't know why this bloke follows the UKCaving Forum, or how he knew how to contact me, but I have now received  the following message:
Announcement by Kasztarvej is not true. Claiming of deepest cave in world is false. Heroic members of Szpellogical Sozjetatiy Slakoff discover Vzintga Gruuta, 2304 m depth. Fake news to make bigger the importance of Lutenblag is typical of lying president Karsztarvej of Molvanian Speleological Society. He thinks because they from capital city they know every things. Glory is to heroic cavers of Slakoff.
Anton Djaarrat, Preszident, National Speleological Association of Molvania.

I am bewildered.
 
M

mikem

Well-known member
You'll need the guidebook: https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/Molvania_A_Land_Untouched_by_Modern_Dent.html?id=3K3hp3fOJtMC&printsec=frontcover&source=kp_read_button&newbks=1&newbks_redir=1&redir_esc=y

& https://www.showcaves.com/english/other/region/mv.html
 
Joe Duxbury

Joe Duxbury

Member
It looks like Kasztarvej isn't going to let this rest. He tells me:
You are not to believe lies of Djaarrat. The National Speleological Association of Molvania is false organisation, who will tell any crazy story because of jealousy about wonderful discovery by Lutnblaagesc Partstuolet Gruuti.
Nobczek Kasztarvej
This could all get very nasty. Molvanians aren't known for their moderation.
 
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