I Like Cavegirls

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Amy

New member
Been working on a song...does HE have a song salon? I know the NSS one does but I'm late for that lol.

by: me
tune: i like big butts!

I like cavegirls and I cannot lie
You other brothers can?t deny
That when a girl crawls up with slime on her waist
And smears cavemud in your face
You get sprung
Wanna run some rope
Cuz a dirty girl gives you hope
Deep in the caves she?s wearing
Coveralls and I can?t stop staring
Oh cavegirl let me get with ya
Pose for my picture
My caveboys tried to warn me
But that slime you got
Makes me so horney
Ooh, wet muddy skin
You say you wanna squeeze up by me
Well use me for heat baby until our next pit, wee!
 
Joe.Bones

Joe.Bones

Member
Not a patch on GG beer tent songs
Please refrain from future songwriting
And assuming racks are awesome
And leave that other rack of yours out of the equation too
Yours
Concerned Yorkshireman.
 
Mike Hopley

Mike Hopley

New member
Joe.Bones said:
Not a patch on GG beer tent songs
Please refrain from future songwriting
And assuming racks are awesome
And leave that other rack of yours out of the equation too
Yours
Concerned Yorkshireman.
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Ouch.

In case you hadn't noticed, Amy, the Internet is not a kind place.
 
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khakipuce

New member
There was a young girl from TAG
Who thought she was quite a wag
But her views on the Stop
Where something of a flop
And made her micro-rack sag


Amy, oh  Amy, oh  Ame
Your posts are getting a bit lame
Songs, catoons, racks and big pits
Have got right on UK cavers tits
Leave us alone if it's all the same
 
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PaulW

Member
khakipuce said:
There was a young girl from TAG
Who thought she was quite a wag
But her views on the Stop
Where something of a flop
And made her micro-rack sag


Amy, oh  Amy, oh  Ame
Your posts are getting a bit lame
Songs, catoons, racks and big pits
Have got right on UK cavers tits
Leave us alone if it's all the same
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Bit harsh for your first post in over a year !!!
 
Brains

Brains

Well-known member
OP seemed OK to me, although I cant carry a tune in a bucket. Some others are rather harsh tho - not really in the spirit of the UKC community?
 
Alex

Alex

Well-known member
Some others are rather harsh tho - not really in the spirit of the UKC community?
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Which UKC community site do you look at then? I did not know there was another.
 
droid

droid

Active member
The general caving world is pretty small Alex.

I've met several people off this forum IN PERSON. That's not true of many other forums I'm on.


Probably met a few others in the past too. Especially those whose usernbames don't give much of a clue....

Fave toons on the Hill Inn jukie c.late '70's. earlu '80's:

UB40 'I think it's Going to Rain Today'
The Jam 'Going Underground'
 
bograt

bograt

Active member
Maybe not a single, but I remember it being played at stomps in the 70's, along with "Olivers Army" (Elvis Costello) the signature tune for CDG.
 
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