Mrs Trellis
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Did you hear about the trapeze artist who caught his wife in the act?
CheekyTop tip for people going to the Grand National at Aintree today...
Always keep an eye on your handbags and wallets because it's full of scousers!
One of my sheep struggled during lambing and ended up an ICU. (Icy ewe)
I went to hospital for surgery on trapped nerves in my wrist and arm. In the anaesthetic room I received a friendly, social greeting, which included "where did you work? I answered "here" (I worked in Nurse Education). The "fun" started when a medical student tried to insert a venflon into a vein in the back of my hand. It took many attempts and the anaesthetist looked at me apologetically - I replied with a "he has to learn somewhere" look. Next the student was asked to point out the site for the nerve block injection, on a computer screen, using ultrasound. When he said "is that it" and the anaesthetist said "no - that's the clavicle" I was ready to say "turn the screen around and I will show him".(Not really a joke but) that reminds me of when I went in for an operation for caver's elbow and when the surgeon came to see me shortly before being anaesthetised he asked me which knee it was.
I kid you not . . . .