A girl goes into a bar and orders a double entendre. ... so the barman gave her one.

Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought to myself, "The streets...

I'm going to take up coin collecting... The change will do me good!

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next...

I've just read that The Innuendo Society has seen a huge rise in its members.

The dog has eaten all the Scrabble tiles..........now he's leaving little messages all over the place.

My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday… that's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!

We have received a report (29th March 2024) that there has been a lot of boulder movement on the climb up from the riverbed at the Dr...

Three months ago I had a neck brace fitted. I've not looked back since.

I put all my old dogging gear on eBay. No sales yet but 43 watchers…

I bought a book called 'Do It Yourself Surgery'. When I opened it, would you believe it… the appendix was missing!

Both of my parents were dwarfs.. I’ll never forget how they struggled to put food on the table.

Our AGM is this Saturday, 16th March, 10am at Clapham Village Hall. As well as electing Officers and Committee for the coming year...

What do you call a constipated detective? No shit, Sherlock!

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:- Jane ate her friends sandwich. Jane ate her friends colon.