Barry Cryer joke.. A woman walks past a petshop and spots a magnificent parrot in the window. She rushes inside and says, ‘How much...

I met a Mobius Strip one evening, sitting alone, sobbing inconsolably “whats wrong?” I asked “where do I even begin?”

Why didn't they move the sign half a mile farther down the road...............

"Dad, why is my brother called Alan?" "You'll have to ask your mother, Lora."

Whats the most dangerous place on a container ship? the bridge.

Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers. It was The Bicester Times, it was the...

A true story - Lt. Colonel Robert Maclaren retired from the British Army in 2001 after a long fulfilling career. On the day he...

Three months ago I had a neck brace fitted. I've not looked back since.

Both of my parents were dwarfs.. I’ll never forget how they struggled to put food on the table.

I bought a book called 'Do It Yourself Surgery'. When I opened it, would you believe it… the appendix was missing!

Following that up, our current Prime Minister is Irish mixed race...

My grandmother was 80% Irish….. .......her name was Iris

I've lost control, I don't see an end, there's no escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time to buy a new keyboard.

Today I looked up an old girlfriend from school. That’s the one great thing about being a gynaecologist.