Late night on a survey trip. Usual 2nd hand phone camera - lighting solely surveyor's headtorch.

Bolt-climb in Yordas. Cheap 2nd hand phone, with lighting courtesy of others' 'throw everything including the kitchen sink at it' method.

The Force is just like duct tape.... it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

There's a way of telling the sex of an orange... If it squirts in your eye without warning, it's male. If it's bitter for no apparent...

Barry Cryer joke.. A woman walks past a petshop and spots a magnificent parrot in the window. She rushes inside and says, ‘How much...

I've just read that The Innuendo Society has seen a huge rise in its members.

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next...

I'm going to take up coin collecting... The change will do me good!

Liverpool police stopped a car & were amazed to find it taxed, valid MOT & insured. It wasn't stolen, there were no stolen goods or...

Some random small hole up near a famous hill.

I met a Mobius Strip one evening, sitting alone, sobbing inconsolably “whats wrong?” I asked “where do I even begin?”

We've all been here... Holding Rope by Jon Pemberton, on Flickr

" I have got cheese and pickle in mine ".