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  1. andys

    Very silly pics

  2. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Wall calendars. Their days are numbered.
  3. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Reminds me of a quote in the press that read "Spokeswoman for Bradford sex workers says that working girls are getting shafted by their punters."
  4. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    My girlfriend left me after I spent our holiday money on a penis enlarger. She said she couldn't take it any longer.
  5. andys

    Very silly pics

    Wondering how to impress that new girlfriend? Wonder no longer.....
  6. andys

    Very silly pics

  7. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I've just had another run in with the police too. I really should stop entering their marathons.
  8. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    "Dad, why is my brother called Alan?" "You'll have to ask your mother, Lora."
  9. andys

    Cryptic caves

    Indeed - a bit surprised here that it took 10 days! Your go......
  10. andys

    Very silly pics

  11. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    When I was young I discovered that I had a rare condition that made me need to eat soil three times day. I'm truly grateful to my big brother for telling me, because my parents hadn't bothered.
  12. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    My wife told me she wants another baby. What a relief - I never really liked this one either.
  13. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Both of my parents were dwarfs.. I’ll never forget how they struggled to put food on the table.
  14. andys

    Cryptic caves

    This should be quick..... "OMG Spock has his top on backwards!" ( 6,3 )
  15. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I've just walked past the local bookies and spotted a sign on the door saying "Open Sunday : 11-4". Well I've put a tenner on that 'cos they were open last Sunday.
  16. andys

    Cryptic caves

    Nettle Pot?
  17. andys

    Cryptic caves

    Indeed John - your go!
  18. andys

    Cryptic caves

    I'll jump in then..... Each swam around in south-coast town? ( 8,4 )
  19. andys

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She's starting to sound a lot like my wife.
  20. andys

    Cryptic caves

    Spot on Andy - "endless valley" is VALLE, "holds" means that group of letters contains the rest of the clue, and "fashion" is the anagram indicator for THEONEIN - ie ENTINEHO. Your go.......
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