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  1. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    The Force is just like duct tape.... it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
  2. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Just treated myself to a new book "A Guide to Keeping Budgerigars" by Hugh Zapretti-Boyden.
  3. legendrider

    Miners Knee Pad

    I found the best ones for me, flexi neoprene knee support sleeves off ebay. Worn under furry suit. For extra cushioning in Limestone country, I stuff a couple of folded dusters or slices of sponges down the fronts. Its like crawling over kittens! MARK
  4. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Whats the most dangerous place on a container ship? the bridge.
  5. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
  6. legendrider

    Carlsberg don't make crowbars

    I paid a tenner for a super Pokey Stick in a fleamarket in Barnard Castle. (Properly) home-made from a drill steel, about 30" straight with tempered point and chisel ends. Superb general-purpose piece of kit, man enough for the job but not too heavy to wield. Ideal for loosening packed fill...
  7. legendrider

    Own up then! Who did it?

    We had a similar Tango moment recently in a well-known North Pennines mine. High in an off-the-beaten-track stope, someone (who must remain nameless) inadvertently put his size 10 though an ochre dam holding back rather a lot of water. The resulting orange cascade down the manway into the...
  8. legendrider

    Best Ever Xmas Carols When You Don't Like Xmas Carols

    Alongside Tom Lehrer, my joint favourite Xmas song: Happy Xmas All MARK
  9. legendrider

    Kellingley Closure

  10. legendrider

    Petzl Stop for sale

    Thanks for your interest, it went a couple of weeks ago. cheers MARK
  11. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Man goes into public toilet. Starts peeing in the urinal but its spraying absolutely everywhere like a lawn sprinkler The guy next to him says "Hey, watch where your peeing!" First guy says "Sorry, I have this condition - born with multiple holes in the end of my old man" Second chap reaches...
  12. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Just heard this on the lunchtime news The government has been heavily criticised for a lack of planning and strategy over the UK's water infrastructure, citing in particular, no new reservoir construction projects in over 30 years. This was highlighted in a damming report.....
  13. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
  14. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    There was a young fellow from Kent Whose tool was remarkably bent To save himself trouble He stuffed it in double And instead of coming he went!
  15. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    There once was a girl from Devizes Whose breasts were of different sizes One was so small Hardly anything at all But the other was big and won prizes!
  16. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    At Teesside Crown Court today, a printer was found guilty of stealing all the Full Stops from his place of work. The judge told him to expect a long sentence.
  17. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Heard on a Kulula Airways flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
  18. legendrider

    Petzl Stop for sale

    I have a spare Petzl stop; barely used. asking £50 + post (say £3.50) PM if interested. MARK
  19. legendrider

    Very silly pics

  20. legendrider

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Elon Musk landed at Luton in his Lear jet, on his way to the AI conference. He couldnt remember if he was supposed to go to Bletchley or Sketchley, so the taxi driver took him to the cleaners.
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