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  1. Mrs Trellis

    Little Waterfall Swallet

    Does anyone have a link to the results of the SMMC dye tests? I also wonder if t'owd man's in SMMC is from Middlefield Rake.
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    Very silly pics

  3. Mrs Trellis

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food?" she said. "It was absolutely incredible, and it is our anniversary tomorrow" she added. "f*** it," I thought. I'll treat her... So I walked her past it again!
  4. Mrs Trellis

    Little Waterfall Swallet

    Fwiw I think the Waterfall water goes down Linen Dale - possibly/probably joined by the LW water.
  5. Mrs Trellis

    Little Waterfall Swallet

    Here's to your ultimate victory! 🍻
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I went to the doctors and asked what was the best exercise to lose weight. The doctor said, "Just shake your head." I asked him, "How often?" He said, "Whenever someone offers you some food you fat c***!"
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    A man walks into the Election Office and says to the receptionist, "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate." The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.'' He was filling the form in and he came to the question...
  8. Mrs Trellis

    David William Gill 1941-2024

    Spot on Skippy.
  9. Mrs Trellis

    David William Gill 1941-2024

    RIP "Grotty" We did our Eldon probationer's together down P8 in 1965 iirc (Woolly Bully by Sam the Sham was top of the hit parade then) with EPC stalwarts Jim Kinsman, Soppy, Wacker and Geoff Dobson. We met later after his return to Chinley - he gave the AGM after-dinner lecture on Mulu for...
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    Very silly pics

  11. Mrs Trellis

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    As I went to order at KFC last night, a vegan stopped me and said, "The chicken you're about to order had a family." I replied, "That's why I'm ordering the family bucket. Nobody is left behind!"
  12. Mrs Trellis

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I recently bought a toilet brush…............ To cut a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I spoke he tipped a bucket of dog shit over my carpet & said, "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it I'll personally eat what's left." I replied, "I hope you're hungry because they cut off my electric this morning!"
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Got myself the new King Charles notes
  15. Mrs Trellis

    Dr. Tony Boycott

    RIP Dr. Boycott. Condolences to all affected by his passing.
  16. Mrs Trellis

    Very silly pics

  17. Mrs Trellis

    Castleton Garland day May 29th 2024

    Video from 2023
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    Castleton Garland day May 29th 2024

    As normal for this ancient festival (origin in the pre- Christian era) the main street will be closed after the Visitor Centre car park to the bend after Spital Bridge from about 18-15 to 20-30. Oak'r'nettles!
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