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  1. tony from suffolk

    Caving with a joint replacement

    I've had a right total knee replacement which has just celebrated its 10th anniversary, and a prosthetic left hip, a baby at only eight. Apart from discomfort when kneeling, neither restrict me from doing stuff. I've not been caving for many years, and despite being old I'm pretty fit and have...
  2. tony from suffolk

    Working at height on Salisbury Cathedral

    I remember reading that during fairs in Salisbury during the middle ages men used to climb the cathedral steeple, probably with a few drinks inside them.
  3. tony from suffolk

    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Thought for today - If there is a God, why did he make science too complicated for creationists to understand?
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    If my wife wants me to do stuff around the house, why does she eventually do it all herself a few weeks after asking me?
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I went to the optician for an eye test yesterday. I sat down in the big chair and he started the test. He pointed and said, "what's that?" And I said, "it's a printer." And he pointed again and said, "and that?" And I said, "it's a mouse." And he pointed again and said, "and this is...?" And I...
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Things you would never know without the movies. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St...
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I just found a half-frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival. When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle as she was in a good mood! She said "Please, not...
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I woke up the other morning determined to eat right & exercise. But that was yesterday, when I was young & full of hope…
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    That joke was courtesy of my wife. Disappointingly she hasn't got a beard.
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I hate Christmas. I work all year to buy my kids the presents they want and what happens on Christmas morning? The fat one with the beard gets all the credit! Still... My fault for marrying her.
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    We went out to dinner last night; the waiter came over to our table and said “For starters we have Badger Soup, followed by Badger Roast, and finishing with Badger Mousse", I said," Is there anything else to eat apart from Badger"?,The Waiter said “No,It's a Sett Menu".
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    Best Passage Names?

    Oh, I agree Mr OR. I've still got a copy of The Speleologist that describes its discovery. I know it wasn't precisely on the contour line, but it doesn't deserve to be called a Sludge Pit.
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    Very silly pics

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    A new cave on Mendips - The Last White Rabbit Hole (Tuska's Last)

    I'm sure I'm not alone in admiring the tenacity of you folks, and being excited by your progress. It's gonna be big….
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I suppose I'm in the minority but I always lick my knife when I'm done. None of the other surgeons seem to do it though.
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    A Marine pulled into a little town, late one night, but every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded with the hotel manager. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might...
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. ‘What troubles you, Sister?’ asked the Mother Superior, ‘I thought this was the day you spent with your family.’ ‘It was,’ sighed the Sister, ‘And I went to play golf with my...
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    Recharging Lithium Ion Batteries in Club Huts

    Nothing difficult or dangerous in installing your own charging point, SWMBO's car charges to 80% in eighteen minutes & does 280+ miles on a charge. Her employer offers free charging whilst she's in the office courtesy of solar panels. The car's also great to drive. What's not to like?
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