Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

[ChrisB]

I don't think we have a pedants corner any more.

I think it was pendants on this forum, anyway.

 

[Fulk]

I don't think we have a pedants corner any more.

We do now.

 

[hyweldavies]

Just to be pedantic - they are not Klein Bottles. They are a projection into 3D space of a 4 dimensional shape. In the same way that a 2D shadow is not the same as the original item causing the shadow.

But I don't think we have a pedants corner any more.

Chris.

A bit like this then .

 

[hyweldavies]

But I don't think we have a pedants corner any more.

Chris.

But we have the entire forum

 

[TheBitterEnd]

Wasn't it pendant ?

... I'll get my coat

 

[pwhole]

Although a 'corner' on the internet is in itself rather multidimensional...or pedantic.

 

[Mrs Trellis]

 

[Mrs Trellis]

My wife asked me,"What would be a female version of a Man Cave?"
I replied, “A Kitchen”!

So, does anyone have a place I can stay for a few nights?

 

[Mrs Trellis]

I love the smell of chlorof......

 

[tony from suffolk]

After taking my new lady friend home the other night, after our first date, she told me I’d have to wait 3 months before she would have sex with me.

I said I totally understood and respected her position and I’d call her again nearer the time…

 

[Mrs Trellis]

 

[Mrs Trellis]

 

[hyweldavies]

 

[TheBitterEnd]

 

[paul]

Sorry - beat you to it by nearly 24 hours - see https://ukcaving.com/board/index.php?threads/very-silly-pics.15997/page-181#post-417425

 

[Mr Mike]

Q: What did the quantum engineer find in their Christmas stocking?

A: A dead cat!

 

[andys]

Q: What did the quantum engineer find in their Christmas stocking?

A: A dead cat!

Had it become entangled in it?

 

[TheBitterEnd]

Little known fact ... the singer Bill Withers had a brother, Bear, who wrote telephone on-hold music

 

[ZombieCake]

"To be is to do" - Rousseau
"To do is to be" - Sartre
"Do, be, do, be, do" - Sinatra

 

[TheBitterEnd]

The tree's gone up

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