tony from suffolk
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“Sorry I'm late babe, there's a competition in the pub to find who has the most fabulous wife & I've made it to the final!”
Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
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alanw
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It would have been 1984, and the Medical Research Council's Laboratory of Molecular Biology, when César Milstein won one, after Frederick Sanger's in 1980 (as opposed to it being 1980, when Sanger won it for the second time)
MRC Laboratory of Molecular Biology - Wikipedia
Tricky Dicky
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Two cavers, Tony and Alan decide they're going into the town to make donation at the sperm bank. It was a complete disaster, Tony came on the bus and Alan missed the tube.
There was a third caver but he was very short sighted and went into a newsagent’s instead of the sperm bank.
I’m surprised you didn’t hear about it, it was all over the papers.
There was a third caver but he was very short sighted and went into a newsagent’s instead of the sperm bank.
I’m surprised you didn’t hear about it, it was all over the papers.
Mrs Trellis
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RAF Jets over Cyprus - outstanding video work
legendrider
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Why does the new Iranian navy have all glass-bottomed boats?
So they can avoid the old Iranian navy.
So they can avoid the old Iranian navy.
Mrs Trellis
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tony from suffolk
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During my daughter's difficult birth the midwife asked "What about epidural anaesthesia?"
I replied "Thanks, but we've already chosen names"
I replied "Thanks, but we've already chosen names"
Mrs Trellis
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I've just got a tank full for £60. So that's the lawnmower done; tomorrow the car.
Jim MacPherson
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This must be fake news.
Not enough hyperbole and EXTRAVAGANT use of CAPITALS. (imho - I think)
Jim
wellyjen
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Instead of wearing an orange boilersuit during his action, he dyed his entire skin orange and stopped 20% of the world's oil. There's dedication to the cause.
Tricky Dicky
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If you are being chased by a necrophiliac, do not play dead.
I repeat: DO NOT PLAY DEAD!
I repeat: DO NOT PLAY DEAD!
andys
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A YORKSHIREMAN walks into the dentist and asks how much it will cost to extract a tooth.
"You're looking at £400" the dentist says.
"OW MUCH!!!" the Yorkshireman exclaims in disbelief.
"£400 to tek a chuffin tooth 'art! Int there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "If I don't use anaesthetic, I can probably do it for about £250. It'll be really painful though!"
"I'm not bothered about how painful it'll be but that's still too expensive!" replies the Yorkshireman.
"Hmmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "I could give Leeds Dental hospital a ring and they could probably send a student up to give it a go for some experience. I suppose in that case I could charge you £100."
"Nope," moans the yorkshireman, "it's still too much! I'm not med of money!"
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I simply just rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can do that for 50 quid?"
"Champion!" says the Yorkshireman....
"Book the wife in for next Tuesday!"
"You're looking at £400" the dentist says.
"OW MUCH!!!" the Yorkshireman exclaims in disbelief.
"£400 to tek a chuffin tooth 'art! Int there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "If I don't use anaesthetic, I can probably do it for about £250. It'll be really painful though!"
"I'm not bothered about how painful it'll be but that's still too expensive!" replies the Yorkshireman.
"Hmmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "I could give Leeds Dental hospital a ring and they could probably send a student up to give it a go for some experience. I suppose in that case I could charge you £100."
"Nope," moans the yorkshireman, "it's still too much! I'm not med of money!"
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I simply just rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can do that for 50 quid?"
"Champion!" says the Yorkshireman....
"Book the wife in for next Tuesday!"
Mrs Trellis
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A blue whale's anus can stretch to over three feet in width..............
.......making it the second biggest arsehole on Earth after Keir Starmer.
.......making it the second biggest arsehole on Earth after Keir Starmer.
TheBitterEnd
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The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
cavingbiker
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Sorry, surely it is trumped by Trump.
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