Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

[Tricky Dicky]

Well it's that time of year the ants start coming in and climbing up the kitchen units. So I'm using the old trick of putting some milk in a bowl outside as it's known to have a detrimental effect on reproduction where baby ants are born without toes, so stopping them climbing. This is known as "lack toes in toddler ants".

 

[Mr Dinwiddy]

Heard this on the radio today:
Which one of the spice girls can carry the most water?

Geri can.

 

[ZombieCake]

A man and wife both agree to dress up as each others favourite Star Wars character for some sexy Star Wars day fun!
The woman does her hair with a couple of donuts and then puts on her Princess Leia outfit and walks up to the bedroom.
She opens the door and is in complete shock!
"Honey, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character!" she says.
"F**k off!" he shouts "I haven't got dressed yet!"