tony from suffolk
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How to fall asleep in a chair -
1. Be old.
2. Sit in a chair.
1. Be old.
2. Sit in a chair.
Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
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tony from suffolk
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A Canadian and a Kiwi were hunting in the Canadian woods when an Australian runs across the field and the Canadian shoots him in the back and kills him.
“You can’t do that!” cried the Kiwi.
“No, no, it’s legal here in Canada ” replies the Canadian.
Later that night the Kiwi goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an Australian runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Kiwi thinks “No worries mate” and he shoots him in the back and kills him.
As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
“But I thought it was legal to shoot Australians here in Canada?” protests the Kiwi.
“Well yeah,” says the cop, “but you can’t use bait.”
“You can’t do that!” cried the Kiwi.
“No, no, it’s legal here in Canada ” replies the Canadian.
Later that night the Kiwi goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an Australian runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Kiwi thinks “No worries mate” and he shoots him in the back and kills him.
As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
“But I thought it was legal to shoot Australians here in Canada?” protests the Kiwi.
“Well yeah,” says the cop, “but you can’t use bait.”
hoehlenforscher
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Reminds me of....
I spent an hour at my wifes grave yesterday.
Bless her, She thinks i'm digging a pond
Boy Engineer
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Seeing the thread elsewhere on the site about expeditions, I wondered where one could go (metaphorically at least) when one had reached the Loser Plateau. Slough of Despond?
It reminded me of the little lad at school, being asked for his address. “I think we are moving” he said. “Dad says we’ll soon be in Sh1t Street the way things are going”.
It reminded me of the little lad at school, being asked for his address. “I think we are moving” he said. “Dad says we’ll soon be in Sh1t Street the way things are going”.
TheBitterEnd
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Never Challenge Death to a Pillow Fight.
Unless you're prepared for the Reaper Cushions.
Unless you're prepared for the Reaper Cushions.
TheBitterEnd
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Despite setting up a business using my lathe to make religious figures out of wood I still haven’t managed to turn a prophet.
TheBitterEnd
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Mrs Trellis
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Mrs Trellis
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Don't buy loafers from Temu..................
Mrs Trellis
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These so-called 'foodbanks' are a total rip-off.
I deposited some cake at my local one last week, and when I went to take it out today they said they'd given it away to someone else.
Unbelievable.
I deposited some cake at my local one last week, and when I went to take it out today they said they'd given it away to someone else.
Unbelievable.
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