Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

tony from suffolk

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People often don't understand the difference between wound and injury.

A wound is damage to living tissue caused by a cut, blow, or other impact, typically one in which the skin is cut or broken.

Whereas injury played with The Blockheads.
 

Mrs Trellis

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I went into the pet shop and asked for a taller stand for my parrot.
I wanted to get it now and pay for it later but the owner said,
"I'm sorry but I don't do higher perches!"
 

andys

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I told my interviewer that I'm a down to earth sort of chap. Apparently, that's not what they want to hear when they're recruiting pilots.
 

Mrs Trellis

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If you thought Brits abroad was a modern tourist phenomenon :-

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Mrs Trellis

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What's the betting he'll have monkey pox whenever the next Royal public bash is.
Given the milieu in which monkeypox is transmitted I would have thought Prince Edward was the one in peril.
 

Mrs Trellis

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A man met a lion in the jungle. He thought it was no good making a run for it, so knelt down and prayed.
When he finished he looked up and the lion was also praying.
"Why are you praying asked the man?"
The lion replied, "I always say grace before a meal!"
 
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