hoehlenforscher
Active member
I've been offered a bit of part time work with a dried fruit distributer.
Just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates.
Just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates.
Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
- Thread starter Mrs Trellis
- Start date
andys
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Nah! They'll be pruning costs.
TheBitterEnd
Well-known member
A woman went to a fancy dress party dressed as an egg and she left with a guy dressed as a chicken, an age old question was answered that night ...
it was the chicken
it was the chicken
Mrs Trellis
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My friend just walked out of his job at BMW…
................he gave no indication that he was leaving!
................he gave no indication that he was leaving!
paul
Moderator
Does he work for Audi now?
andys
Well-known member
A man and woman are going at it, when they hear a car out front.
The woman says "Quick! get out of the window, it's my husband."
Frightened, the man grabs his shreddies and starts trying to get them on whilst climbing out the window. The he suddenly stops, turns around and says "Hang on, I'm your husband. Why would you do that to me?"
To which she responds "So why did you try to run?"
The woman says "Quick! get out of the window, it's my husband."
Frightened, the man grabs his shreddies and starts trying to get them on whilst climbing out the window. The he suddenly stops, turns around and says "Hang on, I'm your husband. Why would you do that to me?"
To which she responds "So why did you try to run?"
CavefestUK
Member
Classie. Made me giggle that one
TheBitterEnd
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TheBitterEnd
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Mrs Trellis
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Why did the palindrome cross the road?
To get a map a mate got.
To get a map a mate got.
Pie Muncher
Member
Or
Was it a cat I saw