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Mr Fell

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Attendees were Mr Fell, Mrs Fell (surface support & walking), Frog, Rachel & Cavedrone assembled in Inglesport cafe this morning and headed off for Illusion. This had been billed as the last quick trip before Xmas. While it was a cold but overcast day in the Dales, there were plenty of others out and the cafe was packed first thing.By the way Salty the dog was there too - but he declined a walk and opted for a snooze in the car instead.

Its at least ten years since I had viisted Illusion and on the way in the ladders in the entrance shaft seemed in reasonable fettle and we were soon all down at the bottom ready for the off. I couldent remember if any tackle was needed or not once at the bottom of the shaft, so we took a ladder and some rope, just in case - but in the end this was not necessary.

We soon got covered in mud along the passage to the duck and skittered about a bit on the climb up just before the duck itself. The long legged had no problems here and on the way back Rachel discovered an alternative way of getting over the hump. I nearly got a wellington in the earhole as a result.

We halted at the duck and considered our prospects. Cavedrone, Rachel and myself all had a turn at daring to see if we would `go all the way' - but in the end there was only about an inch of airspace left about three quarters of the way along the duck - so it was agreed that we would make a return visit in the summer - when there will be no excuses whatsoever - spindles or no spindles eh Cavedrone !

Back to the cafe after washing off the mud in the river. Almost as muddy as Mistral this place ! Salty got shouted at in the cafe, and although it was still packed the cheese and tomato sarnis (with side salad) were excellent as usual. Merry Xmas cavers. Rachel`s new years resolution is to take her mother up Ingleborough in high heels !! :lol: :lol:
 
Ridiculous !! The duck was just like a relaxing dip in Cow Dubs in
mid August. Don't know what Mr Fell's talking about.

NB Don't talk to me about spindles. DIY has shot into my top 10
hate list above Sunset Hole and James Blunt :evil:
 
Mr Fell said:
We halted at the duck and considered our prospects. Cavedrone, Rachel and myself all had a turn at daring to see if we would `go all the way' - but in the end there was only about an inch of airspace left about three quarters of the way along the duck - so it was agreed that we would make a return visit in the summer - when there will be no excuses whatsoever - spindles or no spindles eh Cavedrone !

yes notice how i had more sense than to get wet!
spent enough time in scotland earlier this week getting wet diving in a leaky drysuit!
having said that, if anyone had gone through then i would have gone through also :)
 
Cavedrone said:
Ridiculous !! The duck was just like a relaxing dip in Cow Dubs in
mid August. Don't know what Mr Fell's talking about.

NB Don't talk to me about spindles. DIY has shot into my top 10
hate list above Sunset Hole and James Blunt :evil:

how can you hate James Blunt you heathen!
i love him. he is georgeous and has an excellent voice.
just bought his cd and i never by cds. played it all the way there and back today!
 
How long has illusion been open to dry cavers? It's now much longer than described in northern caves and i though it was because they dug into/out of dale barn cave? I assume its in the last 15 years since it was published but does anyone know when?

tt.

good cave, very nice once past the duck!
 
Depends which crawl you mean? found a particularly uninviting specimen after going down the first pitch (the one dropping down from the straw filled chamber thats now pretty hammered) then climbing back up on yourself, along a small rift and then up another climb which takes you to a bedding going off right. Crawl just got deeper and deeper and the roof lower and lower. Gave up but suspected a sump might be along there though there were no airbell sounds.

tt.
 
Depends which crawl you mean?
The long one that goes off from Rushtons chamber.. Perfidia - apparently in region of 600m long, sand/mud.. I've only been part way, the odd nice formation, but gave up part way due to lack of time and enthusiasm!

then climbing back up on yourself, along a small rift and then up another climb which takes you to a bedding going off right.
Is that Boottrapper? Sounds kinda familiar, went along that and climbed up into bedding crawl, which does reach a sump..
 
Been up Parfidia for quite a long way too but not to the end. It went on for along way - thats a fact. As I understand it, the whole of the series heads back towards Dale Barn - but there again I have not seen a survey.
 
Mr Fell said:
We soon got covered in mud along the passage to the duck and skittered about a bit on the climb up just before the duck itself. The long legged had no problems here and on the way back Rachel discovered an alternative way of getting over the hump. I nearly got a wellington in the earhole as a result.

Great fun! Climbing up the mudbank reminded me of trying to get out of Mistral, sliding back down flat on my face. This time I got nearly there and felt my feet going, so I threw myself headlong onto the top, realised I'd thrown myself a bit too far and careered over the other side. Luckily I had the opportunity to aim a welly at Mr Fell's earlug on the way. He obviously didn't hear me muttering 'that's for making me do ladders'.

It's a cave I'd love to go back to on a warm sunny day when the water is a bit lower and a bit warmer.
 
Frog said:
how can you hate James Blunt you heathen!
i love him. he is georgeous and has an excellent voice.
just bought his cd and i never by cds. played it all the way there and back today!

You've got to be kidding me - whinging, self-indulgent nonsense ;) :)
 
bubba said:
Frog said:
how can you hate James Blunt you heathen!
i love him. he is georgeous and has an excellent voice.
just bought his cd and i never by cds. played it all the way there and back today!

You've got to be kidding me - whinging, self-indulgent nonsense ;) :)

ok bubba so youre a heathen too.
James Blunt is the best :D
 
Cheers Bubba. Was struggling to put my position in words.
But he (or she) is
has never, ever been a sign of good music.

And anyway I'm proud to be a heathen in a northern european
non-christian sort of sense. He He :twisted:
 
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