The_Washing_Up_Fairy
New member
The Washing up fairy is seeking retirement from cleaning huts. Looking for employment as a professional pigswiller following years of Practice. The duty of enforcing cleanliness will fall to the FORCE (Federation Of Radical Caving Enforcers).
The Force will contact all caving clubs around the country letting them know of groups of Cavers who come and go leaving huts in a mess. Appeasement will start as soon as a Caving club books a hut, where they will have to pledge to bring enough rubber gloves and cleaning equipment that the supermarket selling it has to ask them whether they are about to start chemical warfare.
Yours Faithfully,
WUFF
(Washing Up Fairy Federation)
The Force will contact all caving clubs around the country letting them know of groups of Cavers who come and go leaving huts in a mess. Appeasement will start as soon as a Caving club books a hut, where they will have to pledge to bring enough rubber gloves and cleaning equipment that the supermarket selling it has to ask them whether they are about to start chemical warfare.
Yours Faithfully,
WUFF
(Washing Up Fairy Federation)