"Hi, couldn't find a scaling pole, but the AI said a Totem Pole was close enough. Delivered in nice blue wrapping paper. It'll be fine."
"Really! if I drag this much further I'll start hallucinating!"
Pegasus is still poorly with this horrid 'flu - get well soon! So, to keep you in suspense no longer, as Editor and Publisher I have chosen a shortlist of 10 and thrown them into random.org to get two winners! I was very impressed by the number of entries and the breadth of your whacky imagination! It's been genuinely really hard to narrow it down, but here's the 10 in the shortlist, in order of posting:
Your parcel is out for delivery today! It’s estimated between 10:00 and 12:00 – Boy Engineer
With the guidance of veteran plumbers and some large blue tubing, work on the streamway pipe system finally began... – Jackal
Linnane on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on with apologies to Bill Withers – Caver Keith
Red and yellow and pink and green. Purple and orange and blue. I can cave a rainbow .... – CSCC
NHS Wales admits some patients will have to be treated in non-hospital corridors – Lankyman
Cave rescue by S&MWCRT is a stream-lined operation – Caver Keith
What shall we do with the drunken caver? – Maj
Twister Caver Edition – DaveTheCaver
Don't ... Do go to the light! – Alex
Push hard, lads! The walls are closing in! – Michael Ray Taylor
And the two winners, picked at random, who will receive a copy of the glossy photo book of Ogof Ffynnon Ddu, just in time for Christmas are:
Jackal: With the guidance of veteran plumbers and some large blue tubing, work on the streamway pipe system finally began...
Caver Keith: Linnane on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on - with apologies to Bill Withers
Jackal and Caver Keith, congratulations! Please DM me with your contact details - email and address, and your books will be off to you in the next post.
Thank you to everyone who has taken part, I've really enjoyed all your contributions. We cavers are a diverse bunch aren't we?