Me:
Show me a picture of 2 people in waterproof overalls and helmets crawling around in water, surrounded by rock and with a hangman's noose attached to the wall
Recent floods have washed the gallows and ducking stool into the sump. Mendip cavers assist with their retrieval so that the Priddy Witch Trials can resume without delay.
Well we are very generous here in North Korea we give you many choices. For example, you can either drown yourself in the water here, or hang yourself from the noose over there. Very fair!