Win a copy of The Darkness Beckons by Martyn Farr

[Alkapton]

Finally, an obscure place to dump my mega geo-cache, they'll never find it here

 

[Aubrey]

...... And then he said "You carry my bottle and I will buy you a pint"

 

[ZombieCake]

Now if I just insert this suppository the wrong way that should stop Posh Spice's next album.

 

[AliRoll]

Next time carry your own water bottle!

 

[paul]

What do you mean "You were supposed to leave that at the sump with the diver!"?

 

[Huge]

Jim knew that following Let it Rip  Lisa through the Long Crawl could be a harrowing experience and had come prepared this time.

Ok I'll stop know! [emoji10]

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[cfmwh]

Not saying Martyn's hard or anything, but I saw him fill this. No air....just Brains SA!

 

[cavemanmike]

A female hermit crab tries to cross the English channel after reading martyn's how to use an aqua lung

 

[Bob Smith]

Dave's colonoscopy was not going as well as he'd hoped...

 

[chunky]

Shhhhhhh you aint seen me......right?

 

[Simon Beck]

I AM LEGEND

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[KristianBrook]

The rumour that helium made you sound more manly at depth had been going round for a fortnight. Dave was determined to see if it was true in order to clear the symptoms of the incident where he descended to a rebelay at great speed with the rope between his legs.

 

[Pegasus]

Oops, a day late in choosing the winner  :spank:

Congratulations to Alex for his very clever 'Now I know what the air in the cylinder feels like' 

Thank you to everyone who entered, it never ceases to amaze me the captions forum members come up with - though I did warn the publishers to expect captions about suppositories when I received their photo

Thank you, Martyn for the book and supporting the forum.

Pegasus 

 

[Alex]

Wow thanks, I had not checked as I am normally not very good at things.

It sounds like a cracking read and gives me something to read when I go away in a few weeks, what perfect timing.

 

[Pitlamp]

Wow thanks, I had not checked as I am normally not very good at things.

It sounds like a cracking read and gives me something to read when I go away in a few weeks, what perfect timing.

Congrats Alex - don't take up cave diving though; you'll never have any money! 

 

[Alex]

It has arrived!

Here I am holding it...

Here is the book and the publishers note:

 

[Ian Ball]