Win a pair of Bestard Canyon Guide Boots!!

[Maj]

"But you promised this photo wouldn't appear on a public forum"


Maj.

 

[Maj]

"First dibs on his gear if he gets stuck in that sump"

Maj.

 

[cavemanmike]

na, im sorry. i don't care how much you practice your pouting , you won't get a proper seal on your mask with a bloody beard like that 

 

[Big Jim]

Is there anywhere those bloody bearded hipsters don't show up these days for f**ks sake!

 

[badger]

if he try's to kiss me one more time, i'm going to ave him

 

[badger]

FFS no one told me I was diving with Mickey Mouse today

 

[badger]

you expect me to believe that bullshit, do I look like I was born yesterday,

 

[ZombieCake]

"Boromir, is this really the way to destroy the one ring?"
"Why, yes, Frodo it is.  I got this gas from grind.. no Gandalf, yes that's it, from Gandalf."

 

[Maj]

Sod all that diving gear, I want that Ecrin Roc helmet.


Maj.

 

[undergroundHP]

" what you mean you need to go to the toilet! its just taken you 2 hours to get ready!"

 

[Grump Gnome]

Welcome to the 2016 Gimp and fetish wear catalogue. All sizes and shapes catered for.  :spank:

 

[chunky]

You absolute Bestard! Kneepads and fins, that's all you said we'd need!

 

[yrammy]

Republican party members preparing to sink without trace.

 

[yrammy]

What do you mean you left the car keys in sump 10.

 

[yrammy]

Euro Steam Punk 2016 delegates

 

[Aubrey]

All you said is we were going for a swim. What is all that gear for?

 

[crickleymal]

Gimli was beginning to doubt Gandalf's sense of direction.

 

[Speleofish]

What's the point of bringing the sodastream if you've forgotten the gin?

 

[ZombieCake]

'Nice boots.'
'Bestard.'
'Ay? I just asked about the boots, no need to be rude just 'cos you're a poncy poser diver.'
'Yes. Bestard.'
'You what!'
'They're orange coloured Bestard.'
'I'm warning you.'
'Yep, they're the best Bestard they are.'
'Right, that's it, outside now!!'

 

[Aubrey]

You have overdone buying all that fancy new kit for your first caving trip.