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Another silly story from the archives:

Sunday 9th February 2003 dawned bright and clear after lashings of overnight rain, and we decided to proceed with our plan to go to a ‘safe, dry, all-weather’ cave, to wit, Rift Pot – that is, the ‘old’ Rift Pot that connects with Long Kin East up on the Allotment. Arrived at the cave, I proceeded to rig it, thankfully having decided not to believe a friend's tale that it was P-anchored; well some of it was, but the in-situ anchors stopped (in those days) at the bottom of the entrance pitch.

The second (ca. 6 m) pitch proved OK to rig, off old spits, but the third proved somewhat awkward, and eventually we tied the rope round a big rock and abbed off a single spit; over a bad edge there is a rebelay, but unfortunately the rope was not long enough to reach the bottom, in spite of the fact that the pitch was only 6 m or so. Having retreated to the foot of the 2nd pitch, we found that there was enough spare rope to tie onto the third rope and continue the descent.

The next pitch is, effectively, the top (ca. 24 m) section of the last, big pitch that leads down into the bottom of Long Kin East; we had been becoming more and more aware of an ominous rumbling booming up from the depths, which got ever louder as we approached the pitch. The top section proved easy to rig off a nice natural chunk of rock-cum-stal spanning the narrow entrance slot, though a nearby spit was impossible to use as the threads had corroded somewhat. A very easy rebelay about two thirds the way down allowed us to reach the big ledge above the final (ca. 45 m) drop, where the noise of the water pouring down Long Kin East was deafening.

‘Our’ pitch looked OK apart from one minor problem … a spout of water that jetted out over the pitch and sprayed down the shaft right where we wanted to be. The rigging was a little bit awkward – off a block of rock, over some scrappy, slippy loose stuff, and then two awkward-to-reach spits in the far wall. What with one thing and another (chiefly another, in the shape of the water) the rigger was hoping that these spits, too, would be knackered, thus giving him chance to beat an honourable retreat … but oh no, the spits (in spite of the fact that one was sticking out a little crookedly) were fine, and gave what appeared to be a good free hang; so far, so good. But about 5 m down the full force of the spout was met. The intrepid rigger was soon piss wet through, and questioning his own sanity, as the water was not only wet (surprise, surprise), but also very cold, being as how we’d just reached the end of a cold snap with a good covering of snow up on the hills. Down and down, just a bit further … ‘oh, sod it, I can see the floor, might as well go for it rather than bugger about changing over’, and shortly, a very cold, very bedraggled caver reached the bottom, wondering if the other two would be daft enough to follow him; they were, and soon a trio of cold wet cavers were contemplating their own stupidity and mortality, and wondering if it might be as well to find somewhere dry to sit and wait for the water levels to go down a bit.

We shortly set off out, and rarely have I been so glad to see the top of a pitch, arriving there extremely cold and anxious; it was a huge relief to see first Miranda’s light and then Angus’s light appear a few feet down, and we beat a very hasty retreat, eventually arriving at the Marton Arms to a much-needed pint (and a crap little fire). That’s one of the longest wet pitches I’ve ever done, and, with hindsight, was probably an error of judgement; still, we lived to tell the tale.
 
Oh, I've just spotted the 'max 2 entries per member'; sorry about that, Pegasus. However, I don't really need a new jacket, so please disregard my entries – just regard them as a bit of fun.
 
Oh, I've just spotted the 'max 2 entries per member'; sorry about that, Pegasus. However, I don't really need a new jacket, so please disregard my entries – just regard them as a bit of fun.
A note to anyone considering entering any of the competitions on UKC - remember, if you win something you don't particularly need, you can donate it to another caver, give it as a raffle prize to a caving club or rescue organisation, sell it and give the proceeds to cave rescue/your club/CHECC etc or buy yourself something shiny you do want :)

However, the competitions are meant to be fun so love the attitude, Fulk and thank you so much for joining in (y)
 
Not really an entry, but prompted by Pete Hall's recollections of October 2008, here's a link to a previous discussion of two callouts on Ingleborough and a torrent flowing through the Gaping Gill winch tent in May 2008, whilst there was bright sunshine in the surrounding villages and Pay Sank (very fortunately) remained dry.

 
Rowten pot

Many years ago four of us decided we would do the through trip from Rowten Pot to Kingsdale master cave.
The plan was simple, abseil in via Rowten, dive the sumps and out via valley entrance.
Two of our number being slightly less confident free diving would use small bottles while the other two would free dive the sumps.

The day started well, we found the entrance and rigged the rope.
Equipped with two sets of diving gear and a single set of SRT gear just in case, we all abseiled down Rowten and gathered at the sump.
As our first bottle equipped colleague psyched himself up in the sump pool we realised that there was a problem, he was having second thoughts and no amount of cajoling could convince him to go.
At this point our second bottle user decided he wasn’t that keen either which lead us to a slight dilemma, we only had one set of ascenders with us.
Not to be deterred, two of us took the bottles and dived out having agreed that our two colleagues would start up the rope and share the gear while we went to collect a second set of gear from the car which we would lower down to them from above.
Having dived out, dumped the bottles and retrieved a second set of SRT kit from the car we made haste back up the hill.

At the entrance to Rowten we discovered a major flaw in our plan.
Due to the noise from the waterfall we couldn’t make contact with our comrades.
Also in our haste we hadn’t changed out of our wet wetsuits so we were now starting to get somewhat chilly in the wind up on top of the hill.
I started running around on the moor and doing star jumps etc to try and warm up while my mate just sat looking miserable in a depression trying to shelter from the wind.
Eventually we heard the sound of someone approaching the entrance but to our surprise it was someone from another party.
The following conversation went something like….
“Have you seen our two mates?”
“Do you mean the two sharing the gear?”
“ yes that’s them, are they on their way up?”
“Well one of them is on the rope the other one is in a bivvy bag on a ledge about half way up. No idea how he got there or how he’s going to get off”.

As we were talking our man appeared at the top and freeing himself from his harness slid the gear back down to our other pal on the ledge.
Once he was finally on the surface the two of us who had dived out and were by now pretty cold, headed off to the car to warm up leaving the intrepid SRT crew to de-tackle.
When we got to the car for some reason the battery had gone flat and the car wouldn’t start.
Plan B, get in, put it in gear and I’ll push you down the sloping drive to Braida Garth Farm and we’ll bump start it…….it didn’t.
As we cogitated what to do next we noticed the fog had come down and we could hear strange murmuring and rustling sounds coming from the direction of Valley Entrance.
It turned out to be Ledge Man with his bivvy bag turned into a waterproof coat chuntering to himself as he made his way back to the car.
Eventually we got the car started with the help of the farmer at Braida Garth who kindly gave us a tow with his tractor to bump start the engine.

Interestingly the chap who bottled the dive in the first place went on to be a competent BSAC open water diver.
 
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