Win a Rab Microlight Alpine Down Duvet with the 3rd of the Inglesport Fabulous 5 competitions!

I made this in 2013 as a 'click bait' video. It didn't work and there were a few disappointed viewers. :LOL:

Want to see WET CHICKS IN BLACK RUBBER?


What's the connection?

I got very cold filming it. Can you spot the camera shaking?
 

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WIN WITH UKC – Tell us your ‘fighting the cold/heat’ tale!

The third of the Inglesport fabulous Five is a Microlight Alpine Down Jacket - worth £210


https://www.inglesport.com/?s=microlight+alpine+down+jacket

The lightweight down hoody you’ll reach for daily, whether you’re heading to the crag, the pub or getting changed on Leck Fell in Winter!

Designed to be low bulk, easy to layer, or stashed in a pack, it’s built with micro baffles around the body and shoulders, with smaller nano baffles under the arms for better breathability. Filled with down and finished with a Pertex® Quantum outer, it’s lightweight, breathable, warm, and windproof. Durable, versatile, and one of our bestsellers, it’s a favourite with cavers, hikers, and mountaineers worldwide.

Fluorocarbon (PFAS) free fabric

Fluorocarbon-free fabric is completely free of fluorocarbons (PFAS), whether that’s in the face fabric, membrane, or backer. PFAS-free means we’ve phased out all intentionally added PFAS and we are compliant with current EU and US legislation.

The winner gets to choose womens/mens and their preferred size/colour from Inglesport stock – though that gives an excellent choice as Inglesport are one of the premier independent Rab stockists in the UK with a wide range available both online and instore – and all competitively priced :)


Obviously (hopefully!) this isn't going to be worn underground, however some lucky winner will be glad of it after a cold caving trip.

To enter, simply post your tale/photo about fighting the cold/heat when caving (before/after/during, both home and abroad).

Entries to the Fabulous Five competitions have been wonderfully varied so far so once again it’s a wide brief - anything to do with temperature qualifies! Photos welcome; they often say it best.

2 entries per person.

Closing time/date 10pm, Wed 4th June

Shortlist to be chosen by me, then over to random.org.

GOOD LUCK!

(y) (y) Many thanks to Inglesport and Rab for supporting the forum with this fabulous prize!(y)(y)



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https://www.inglesport.com/about-us/

Inglesport has been trading as a specialist outdoor equipment supplier since 1977.

Although the business began primarily as a caving equipment supplier, we now stock a vast range of products, including Work & Rescue equipment, climbing equipment, walking & camping gear and outdoor clothing.

Our shop, located in the village of Ingleton, North Yorkshire is ideally situated for both cavers and walkers to pop in and browse through our large selection of products.

All our staff are experienced, active outdoor enthusiasts, so you get up-to-the-minute advice on the latest and best gear and equipment for your needs.


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https://rab.equipment/uk/our-story

‘Our story began in 1981 in the attic of a small, terraced house in Sheffield where Rab Carrington made the first sleeping bag to bear his name. Hand-stitched and devised with his own ingenious eye, his designs were crafted with years of mountain experience, and soon there was popular demand both from friends and the growing local climbing (and caving!) community’.

T&Cs - This competition is in collaboration with Rab and Inglesport. Prize cannot be exchanged for cash. Rab & Inglesport reserve the right to change the product prize depending on stock availability. Winners must live in UK.​
 
The joys of bothy bags: A photo of the time I had to join two large men in a tiny bag for an hour.

For those wondering how an extra person could possibly fit in, imagine a body cradled across the knees like an oversized baby, and our three heads bound by tight orange plastic.

Our spirits lifted as the trapped air became warm, smelly and humid. But true joy came as we took turns sucking fresh air through the mesh vent, experiencing a momentary high akin to glue sniffing.
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A summer caving expedition

Soaring skies
Burning sun
Tired eyes and hazy mind

Seeking shade
The depths
The deep
The dripping dark
And mist
And sleep

So into the cracks
And into the cool
Into the calling caverns
Creep

Down you’ll go
The suns reach ending
Steaming and sweating
Keep descending

Rack rigged in
Rope unfurling
Winding and turning
Realing and yearning

Then slow the progress
Softly tred
On untouched dust
To the dark ahead

Hammer the wall
Crack of stone
Whire of drill
Twist of rope

Check the way
Survey stations
Laser flashing
Streamway splashing

Then stop
Then rest
Sugar and shelter
Natter and munching
Huddle and hunching

But in seeps Cold
Her chilling fingers
Gather warmth
And shivering, lingers

Chattering teeth
Hack of breath

Shiver
Sigh

Turn your face

To the far off sky

And onward
upward
Slowly
you’ll climb
Numb fading to feeling
as hours pound by

The cold will yield
As the Will drives on
Dark dancing
Vibrating
And dispersed with song

Until
At last
It shatters
In two
Hewn by the sunlight
And a Mountain view

Crawl out
Lie down
Sleep in the sun
From frozen to sweating
And you call it fun.
 
Oh how enthusiastic I was to try out my NEW meander oversuit, a Christmas gift after caving in club oversuits for a year. JH to white river sounded like the perfect first trip for it....

-Getting ready at rowter farm as usual.
I heard that these things can get a little warm, but I always got too cold in club oversuits. My normal layers were worn: fleece trousers, 2 thermals, 1 fleece jumper, a buff around my neck.

-Walking to cave
"
This oversuit is quite warm, must be because I'm dry". Little did I know that my clothes were slowly becoming damp from perspiration.

-Cartgate
"Maybe this fleece jumper is to much insulation"
I was indeed correct

-Bottom of block hall
Good temperature, not too hot. Ready for a few pitches. keeps the fleece on as the bag is full

-Top of first pitch
"How much further? Getting a bit warm"

-Top of second pitch
Toby was indeed a bit too warm
I started feeling a bit light headed nearing the top of the pitch, so slowed down a bit. Not recovering very well, so I got off the rope and let the next caver up.
Still overheating
Much to the delight of the supportive caver who came up next, who was actually extremely cold.
"I think I'm going to faint"
In an ideal world that's probably not what you want to happen half way up block hall.
Managed to not faint, started going back down.

-Trip cut short after an amount of faff
Fleece was still on for some unknown reason

-Heading back out
Started prusiking out of JH after stowing away the fleece and a thermal.
These oversuits are great! I'm a good temperature now

Lessons learned
PVCs are good, when used correctly. Don't underestimate that overheating can have a significant impact on a trip.
And DO remove layers if you're too hot!
 
Last Friday morning, during the winch meet, I spent 3 hours in the Main Chamber of Gaping Gill, in very wet conditions, marshalling members of the public out of and into the chair. I was wearing thermal tops and bottoms, a synthetic shirt, a thin fleece, a caving undersuit, a Warmbac oversuit and a green PVC suit on top. I was just about comfortable.
 
For a long time the coldest I'd ever been was early in my membership with RDCC when we decided to do Link pot in January. There'd been a hard frost the night before, but most of the trip was fine. I had volunteered to de-rig, so sat at the bottom of link in damp caving gear waiting for 6 people to ascend was not pleasant. Some of them found it quite strenuous and warmed up taking their time fighting through it. I waited some more, star jumps not really cutting it as an exercise form. Eventually after a cold hour or so, the pitch was finally free. The entrance takes the freezing draught from the surface, and the rocks against which you press were close to 0C. Even prussicking didn't warm me up. The long walk back up the beck in the frost was worse.

Several years later this was surpassed on a trip to Swildon's 4. Somewhere I never thought I'd get to, (the full trip report is on UKC somewhere!). A pony bottle was offered to dive the sumps and going in all went well (swimmingly ;-) ). But I only had a neo-fleece on, and by the time I'd dived back out of three sumps I was very close to serious hyperthermia, staggering along the simple passageways banging the cylinder resoundingly loud on what seemed like every rock. The sunlit walk back to the hut was heaven.

Other recent honourable mentions go to waiting in Daren for rescue (thanks everyone it was a fast response but even so lying on rock gets you very cold) the silver space blankets do work. A bit. And most recently lying in the puddles in Disappointment byt he portcullis trying to persuade the other member of the party it's all perfectly passable really. Going back and forth through them didn't help. I can't have been there that long really, half an hour max, but was properly shivering uncontrollably for a substantial while afterwards.

It's a silly hobby some days.
 
The following February the club returned to the Yorkshire Dales for another big SRT trip. This time the system was to be Nott's Pot, a 500 feet deep pothole high up on Leck Fell. It was a well supported trip with myself, Dave Bowdley, Biggsy, John, Graham, Adrian Stanley (a fairly new recruit, like myself) and Bill Foxall signing up for the experience. My first experience of camping with DCRT had not been a good one so I was relieved when I heard that we had booked bed and breakfast at 'Ashley's Mom’s'. Ashley had been a caving friend of Biggsy's from the old days and his mom lived in Settle.

As well as the luxury of bed and breakfast DCRT also broke with tradition by travelling up to Yorkshire on the Saturday morning which meant that we couldn't make our traditional early start for the pot. As we neared the Lancaster turn off on the M6 we noticed that the tops of the hills were iced with snow. This decoration extended further down into the valleys the further North we ventured. For the last 30 miles or so the roads were quite treacherous and this slowed us up considerably. Settle, when we eventually arrived there, lay under several inches of freshly fallen snow.

By the time we had driven to Leck Fell, parked, changed and walked the best part of a mile through calf deep snow to the pot it was nearly 12 o'clock before we were ready to begin our descent. We worked well as a team and made the bottom within 3 hours.

It was on the way out that the team spirit started to crumble. Biggsy and Bill, having bottomed the system, were anxious to get back out and to the pub. John on the other hand wanted to exit in a leisurely fashion, stopping to take photographs on the way. By half way out I was stuck in the middle of two factions - Dave, Bill and Biggsy who wanted out and John, Graham and Adrian who seemed oblivious to the time.

I was getting hassle from the front group to hurry up as the four of us had travelled there together in Dave's car. I tried to keep in touch with the photography group but they showed no sign of hurrying and I was getting cold. By the time I got on the last pitch I had lost contact with them.

It was nearly 8 o'clock when I finally emerged, cold, hungry and tired. The temperature on the Fell had stayed below zero all day and tiers of icicles, some up to three feet long, hung down the entrance pitch. With no cloud cover the temperature had quickly dropped to several degrees below zero. I picked up the heavy bag of wet rope I'd been left with and staggered off down the hill. We walked most of the way back in silence, but moaned occasionally that we seemed to be carrying more than our fair share and that we'd left the others with virtually nothing to bring out - other than the bloody camera gear!

By the time we got back to the car my fingers were numb with cold and felt like useless lumps of lead. I knew it was going to be a struggle getting the buckles of my gear undone and if that wasn't bad enough, I discovered that the wet straps and fasteners had frozen solid.

Eventually we were all changed and were sitting in the car with the heater on full blast looking forward to a hot shower at Ashley's Mom's followed by a pub meal and a couple of pints. There was still no sign of the other three, but their none arrival wasn’t causing concern - quite the opposite in fact. The conversation revolved around our plight
"Come on Dave. We can’t hang around or we'll be too late to get a meal and a drink in the pub."
"We would have been out over an hour ago if Smithy hadn't insisted on taking his bloody camera."
“Yeah. It's their own fault.”
“What are you waiting for, Dave? Get your foot down.”
“Come on. They’ll be out any minute anyway.”
These observations decided the issue and so without any further hesitation we set off for the pub. I felt a little disquiet and as we passed by the path that led to the pot I stared out of the car window hoping to see their cap lamps, but we were already moving fast and I could make nothing out.

We all showered quickly and then sat down for "a nice cup of 'ot tea" served by Ashley's Mom. At any moment we expected to hear the sound of the second car crunching up the drive, but eventually the teapot was empty and so were our stomachs so we walked around the corner to the pub and ordered food.

I drank Coke while the others sank pints. I still felt uneasy at leaving the others behind and couldn't understand why they hadn't made an appearance yet. The party it seemed was set firm until closing time but as soon as I had finished my meal I nipped back to the digs. John, Graham and Adrian had still not returned and it was now after half past ten. I ran back to the pub. The others didn’t share my concern and besides they didn't see what we could do. A tenner was pressed into my hand.
"Go and get another round of drinks in, Keith."

We returned to Ashley's Mom's after last orders. They still hadn't come back! Something was most definitely wrong! We debated whether to call out the Cave Rescue Organisation, but we couldn't report them as missing until we were sure of our facts. I was the only one who hadn't had a drink and so I was elected to drive Dave's car.

Dave and I were just about to set off back to the pot when we saw Biggsy at the door of the bungalow shouting to us to wait. I rolled down the window and called back, "What's up?"
"Wait a minute," came the reply. "The police are on the phone."
Having delivered the bombshell Biggsy disappeared back inside. My heart skipped several beats. It seemed like my worst fears were about to be confirmed. I looked at Dave and saw that he must have been feeling the same way. We didn't say anything but both got out of the car and walked back over to the door.

In the hall we could see Ashley's Mom still talking on the phone. "Yes. Yes. That's right. They're all here now. OK. I'll tell them."
We were all gathered around her waiting with bated breath. After replacing the phone on the hook, she turned to us and said simply, "You've got their car keys. They're stranded on the Fell."

Oops!

To reduce the number of separate packages that we had had to haul up the pitches we had put a couple of ammo boxes inside the tackle bags. One of them, it seemed, contained John's car keys. Armed with them Dave and I drove the twenty odd miles back to Leck Fell. Dave sobered up quickly as we discussed the rights and wrongs of the situation - the bottom line of which was that we were totally in the wrong to have left the pot before we were sure they were out. Both of us had only been members of DCRT for just over a year and it now looked to us like Nott's Pot could well have been our last trip with the club.

It was after midnight when we found the missing party waiting for us at the side of the road. They climbed into the back of the car without saying a word. As I drove the couple of miles back to their car the atmosphere was even frostier in the car than outside on the Fell.
Only Adrian found his voice during the journey. "What an effing thing to do across your mates," was all that was said.
As soon as we were sure that the stranded party was alright we left and we were glad to be on our way. Relationships were a little strained to say the least.

Back at Ashley's Mom's, Bill and Biggsy were waiting for us anxious for news. We recounted to them what had happened.
Biggsy was unyielding. "Serves them bloody right for taking photographs," was his only comment.
I hoped he would not voice the same opinion when they got back. Fortunately he didn't. In fact very little was said. It was very late, we were all very tired and I don't think anyone trusted themselves to speak.
After a good night's sleep, tempers were partially restored and I asked John what time they had come up out of Nott's Pot.
"It must have been about 9 o'clock (nearly an hour after the rest of us) and you’d left us most of the tackle to carry. Two of you must have walked back down with nothing.”
I bit my tongue.
"I realised that you had got the tackle bag with our car keys in before we left the Fell, but hoping against hope that you had left the keys by the car we all set off up the road. A hot cup of tea would have raised our flagging spirits and we had all got flasks, in the car! I have never been so cold in my bloody life, or felt so bloody helpless."
Adrian chipped in with, "I told him to break a window. I could have soon hot-wired the car."
John ignored the interruption. "We then had to walk over two miles back down the road until we came to a farm house. We knocked on the door and I asked the woman if I could phone the police. The local police station in Settle was closed at that time of night so we were put through to Lancaster. I explained the situation and the copper asked us where we were staying. "Ashley's Mom's," was all I could say. I didn't know her name or the address!"
We tried unsuccessfully to suppress a snigger. John shot us a glance that would have turned milk sour.
"Eventually after more than an hour we were put in touch with a local off duty policeman in Settle who, after I'd explained as best I could where Ashley's Mom's bungalow was situated, thought he knew where I meant. It was another hour after that before you arrived. We waited all that time in an out building with a gale blowing through it."
Adrian chipped in again. "I asked the woman if she'd mind making us a drink, thinking at least we'd get a nice cup of hot tea to warm us up a bit. She got us a drink alright - cold bloody orange juice straight out of the fridge!"
John continued. "You know we'd been stuck on the Fell for over three hours in sub-zero temperatures.
We all made sympathetic noises - all that is except Biggsy. "Perhaps next time you'll think twice before taking your camera caving?" he muttered.
 
In 2010 Ian Peachey and myself ended up on a winter trip to Castleguard in the Canadian Rockies carrying dive kit for Martin Groves. Terrified of the cold, fresh out of uni and with no cash we both independantly bought the cheapest and biggest down jackets available, lemon curd coloured and on a hefty discount. It wasnt long before they were a a much more flattering brown... In an effort to think warm thoughts, there were 3 members of the exped who had brought their own copies of 'the worst journey in the world' for bed time reading. Food poisoning also affected camp (from a dodgy meal the night before we left town), fortunately the sick froze instantly and could be safely picked up for removal.
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