Win the latest Matienzo Caves Project book - 2010-19 . Caption Competition!!

[Duck ditch]

Guys guys guys.. Go deep.  Embrace your mind, spirit and body and believe.  This is your hope, this is your heart, this is your destiny.  This is ?  - - Matienzo.

 

[Ben W]

And when those vandals resurface, we pull this rope to deploy the net.

 

[cavemanmike]

Who the hell brought that white hat to a dig of mine 

 

[wellyjen]

Get down the hole quick, before Derbyshire Police spot you.

 

[cavemanmike]

This is NORTH WALES.
Get a blooooody gate on that right now 

 

[wellyjen]

All right. Which one of you is Luke with the blue spray can.

 

[wellyjen]

We believe it was a secret smugglers tunnel from the days of Brexit.

 

[SimonC]

Right then,
You get in that hole and start digging,
You start filling out the log book,
and You go and get me a nice cold cerveza!

 

[flashheart]

Tour Guide: '...and this is the last resting place of The Man From Del Monte.'
Staycationers: 'Oooooh...'

 

[Grump Gnome]

I don't care if you like caving or not. You will go down there and you will have fun!

 

[Robert Scott]

Lady Marsh, you're the Worm expert, you go first

 

[Coshman]

Look, there's 11 Chinese miners down there and you think we'll get them out with this!!!!

 

[Loki]

I don?t care who?s idea it was, get down there and get him out. The 4 valleys pasabola final is on in half an hour and I intend to be there!

 

[Vulcan]

Right, who was bringing to key from the car?

We thought you were.

 

[ZombieCake]

"Wait, there's someone already down there!"
"I can hear the distant chanting, it's something like Diggy, Diggy Hole."

 

[Pegasus]

"Wait, there's someone already down there!"
"I can hear the distant chanting, it's something like Diggy, Diggy Hole."

Noooooo 

 

[Alex]

What do you mean there was a way in without digging all along? (True story).

 

[ZombieCake]

Well, Jerry's found Tom and Dick, but they'll never find Harry now we've disguised it as some half-baked hippy tent frame.

 

[TLH]

Come on, get digging! I've already sold tickets for next weekend, we've got a coach party coming and I've promised them no ducks!

...and don't tell porkies, I know you're not there yet otherwise it'd be in the log book!

 

[TLH]

Ok guys, we've been hired by Pablo to source something "different" for the exped meal, after Big Steve is tired of goat 🐐. I left the lid off last night, go see if we've caught anything.