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Offline tony from suffolk

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6025 on: May 13, 2018, 02:18:19 pm »
I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.

I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6026 on: May 16, 2018, 06:35:44 am »
Came across this bloke hitting a moribund character dressed as a Viking. Told him I thought he was flogging a dead Norse.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6027 on: May 16, 2018, 11:37:56 am »
Came across this bloke hitting a moribund character dressed as a Viking. Told him I thought he was flogging a dead Norse.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6028 on: May 16, 2018, 05:24:17 pm »
 ::)The mighty thunder god leapt onto his horse and shouted "I'm Thor".
The horse looked up and said " Thaths becauth you forgot your thaddle thilly"!  :'(

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6029 on: May 17, 2018, 01:39:54 pm »
I am surprised the horse did not bolt.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6030 on: May 17, 2018, 01:55:55 pm »
"Don't worry, darling," the girlfriend said to me, "size doesn't matter."


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