I'd be concerned that the first aiders intend on using tar and leeches to remedy any injury or illness.
Your choice - boiling tar or 14 hungry leeches applied to your genitals.
(Naturally I, as one of said first aiders, will
a)keep my cock clean
and b)apply neither of the above to myself, as RM will clearly need it all after living in a bag for 1 month