......and the choo-choo trains. When young I used to go to Stockport CC on Sunday (they were really dull in the 1950's) where the Buxton line runs alongside the ground. On Sundays they played one day "Cavalier" games starring the Test players who were "pro's" in the Leagues; Sobers & Dolly...

Lots of steam excursions on the Settle - Carlisle line. Stunning scenery. The cricket ground looks good considering the wet weather this winter. The Fellsman:- https://settlecarlislesteam.co.uk/2024/1st-may-2024-the-fellsman

Excellent - thanks

He was so shocked smoke came out of his ears.

Yes - he was on fire about it.

I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!!

Guess the catchphrase..................

It doesn't matter if you're straight, gay or bisexual… at the end of the day....................... it's night!

"Give it to me!" she said. "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" "f*** off!" I said. "Get your own umbrella!"

Will the person who stole my shoes on the bouncy castle grow up?

I'm surprised it ran considering it was midweek in school term time. Ironically when they ran on summer Saturdays the weather was often rainy meaning thick cloud over Mam Tor and the windows were steamed up anyway whereas weather on the 17th was quite good given all the bad weather.