Excellent - thanks

He was so shocked smoke came out of his ears.

Yes - he was on fire about it.

I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!!

Guess the catchphrase..................

It doesn't matter if you're straight, gay or bisexual… at the end of the day....................... it's night!

"Give it to me!" she said. "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" "f*** off!" I said. "Get your own umbrella!"

Will the person who stole my shoes on the bouncy castle grow up?

I'm surprised it ran considering it was midweek in school term time. Ironically when they ran on summer Saturdays the weather was often rainy meaning thick cloud over Mam Tor and the windows were steamed up anyway whereas weather on the 17th was quite good given all the bad weather.

Just a note on the re-routing. This was due to the landslip at New Mills Central resulting in single line working through there making pathing the excursion problematic. This has meant routing the Sheffield - Piccadilly stoppers via Stockport so the service through Marple is now hourly. The...

Good video of ex SR WC rebuilt Pacific 34046 Braunton passing Mossley:-

Sorry folks - it's been rerouted via Stalybridge & Diggle. Work still ongoing on the HVL? Full timings :- Hereford - York (IZ81) https://www.realtimetrains.co.uk/service/gb-nr:U07297/2024-04-17/detailed York - Hereford (IZ82)...

...........Sophos trains "The White Rose". No passing times up yet - will update when available. https://saphostrains.com/journey/the-white-rose-17-04-2024