Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

[andys]

My mate has just asked me where his glans is. Dick head.

 

[Mrs Trellis]

 

[Long Drop]

There should be another red arrow pointing at the pavement. (Perhaps that's in a slightly more advanced pack though.)

 

[wellyjen]

Advanced level.

 

[Mrs Trellis]

Will the person who stole my shoes on the bouncy castle grow up?

 

[Mrs Trellis]

"Give it to me!" she said.
"I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"
"f*** off!" I said. "Get your own umbrella!"

 

[GarDouth]

I’m reading a novel about an immortal dog. I can’t put it down.