• Descent 310 is out now.

    ....so prepare to see some of the best writing and photography from the caving world

    Including: Into the Echo Chamber, Tim Allen reports on another magnificent Yorkshire Dales find by the Space Miners....and: The Great Geoff Yeadon, undoubtedly one of the greats of the caving world. Following his death at the age of 75, Geoff Crossley, Martin Grass and Mick Nunwick pay tribute to him.

    Click here for details of this edition

chickpeas

Could be one of those survivalist guys. Probably thinks he (and it is almost always a he) has found a safe place for a cache.
 
Aha - now it makes sense. The survivalist guy stashes his candles and chickpeas* then returns with blind, octegenarian sweetheart to woo her with chickpea patty cooked over candles in their burrington hideaway. Lovely.

*turns out they were brown lentils. Shame it wasn't ganja or I'd be off to Aston Martin next week.
 
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