Caption Competition

[mch]

"Don't worry son, we'll look for Santa's grotto again tomorrow"

 

[Peter Burgess]

Now listen carefully, Dougal. The one on the left is small, the one on the right is far away. Small ....... and far away.........

 

[andychapm]

The other cavers agreed, Sebastian's Airfix model of a caver did not look as good as the picture on the box.

 

[grahams]

It's the same every time you take me out dad. Wizard's Chasm - no wizards, Small Mammal Pot - no gerbils, Eglin's Hole - no eglins, Toyland - no toys. Next week it's Christmas - wonder where we'll end up?

 

[maxf]

Pridhamsleigh's waters have long been rumoured to contain the fountain of youth.

 

[mrodoc]

We're not in GG Main Chamber any more Toto!

 

[AliRoll]

Please note: Washing cavers in warm water may result in excessive shrinking

 

[Kenilworth]

 

[braveduck]

Dad can we back to Yorkshire where muck is the right colour !
Not this red stuff .

 

[badger]

tell me again why I need this helmet on, all I want to do is splash in the puddle

 

[Amy]

"Dad, why do i have a beard but it isn't white like Santa's?"

 

[TLH]

A clean trip he said, A dry trip he said, Close to the car he said... A bimble my arse, have you seen the length of my legs. Starting to realise why I prefer Mum.

 

[HardenClimber3]

So, I waited (and gave advice) for you when you were making all that fuss in the flat out crawl...you then shot off along the traverse above that rift without a backward glance.....and now you've told me the car keys have fallen down that mucky hole. I'm not sure why you're smiling - I'm not going down there to get them.

 

[bat]

Waist deep water?

 

[HardenClimber3]

Do your suit up. NOW, before some see us!

 

[Elaine]

"Dad? I don't understand. How come when I get this shitty all by myself I am naughty, but when you tell me to do it I am a clever boy?"

 

[Pegasus]

For those who don't visit the home page, bumping this competition as only a day to go.....

 

[andrewmcleod]

I wish you'd stop using me to pull the caving ladies, Dad. And close your oversuit, it's embarrassing...

 

[Lampwick]

"Are we nearly there yet?"
"Quit moaning Dad, it was YOU who wanted to go caving."

 

[SamT]

son to dad..

"Stop moaning.. If you weren't hard enough. . you shouldn't have come"