TWO PETZL PIXAS 3'S TO BE WON!!

[tamarmole]

The home colonic irrigation kit was only a qualified success.

 

[Spike]

When Dennis Quaid signed up to remake 1980's cult classic "Innerspace", he didn't realise that this time it wouldn't involve the submarine.

Or, for that matter, that Martin Short had developed a penchant for chocolate Angel Delight...

 

[Grump Gnome]

You know that feeling when you wake up after 12 pints of scrumpy and half a botle of malt and think "Where the f%$k am I and how did I get here?"

 

[JasonC]

"Get.....the.......bloody.......photo.....taken!"

 

[braveduck]

Why do I do this ? I could have been sat at home watching the
Urovision  Song Contest instead !

 

[Caver Keith]

"Are you ready with the backlight?"
"Shine your light at me so I can focus."
"3-2-1"
"Just want to take another shot using a different aperture."
"Ready at the back?"
"3-2-1."
"Bugger the flash didn't go off!"
"Ready at the back?"
"3-2-1."
"Just one more."
"Ready at the back?"
"3-2-1."
"CAN YOU STOP SHIVERING!!!! IT'S SPOILING THE PHOTO!!!!!"

 

[PeteHall]

Did anyone check the weather? I'm sure they said it was dry trip!

 

[antmcc]

"You know you pissed in that sinkhole by the entrance? I've just discovered where it goes!"

 

[cap n chris]

Muddy funsterings!

 

[Clive G]

Nothing a hearty breakfast can't put right . . . !

or

A life on the ocean wave,
A home on the rolling deep,
Where the scattered waters rave,
And the winds their revels keep!
(Epes Sargent, 1838)

 

[Aubrey]

I'll murder the stupid f***** who tidied away the bailing buckets. Bloody conservationists!

 

[badger]

trust me what could possibly go wrong

 

[badger]

Josh its this way, and remember I can fit through

 

[badger]

mmm wonder what the wet option is like

 

[badger]

which idiot named it willy wonkers chocolate passage, taste bloody awful

 

[Brains]

I dont think the immersion heater is working very well...

 

[Brains]

A spacious dry and dusty passage with interesting mud formations

 

[Brains]

Glad it isnt open access, place would be full of muppets...

 

[Brains]

I think I have found the gate key lads - we will be out for last orders

 

[Brains]

Wonder why there was no one else wanting a permit for this?