'Nice boots.'
'Bestard.'
'Ay? I just asked about the boots, no need to be rude just 'cos you're a poncy poser diver.'
'Yes. Bestard.'
'You what!'
'They're orange coloured Bestard.'
'I'm warning you.'
'Yep, they're the best Bestard they are.'
'Right, that's it, outside now!!'