Impressively, the Sky TV installer that turned up to the showcave today actually looked like he knew what he was doing. Still asked for a cuppa though.
"Here we go again!", said Pinnochio's friends. He was hoping that bringing all this stuff would stop them doubting that he had in fact found a 7000ft aven.
Despite a prohibition notice from the HSE, the Chesterfield Theatre Company were determined to carry on with their production of the fairy tale Rapunzel...
Warmbac provided the suit.. Petzl provided the kit.. But as he approached the worlds deepest pitch..
Phil was starting to regret the Screwfix contract!