1.Start at the UK airport of your choice.

2.Catch flight to London Heathrow Airport.

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas.

Now that's the way to f***ing Amarillo!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

:shock: oh i been singing about armadillos?

I wondered why he wanted to give guns to animals...

nice!!
please dont say that you actually looked that up.

my kids were asking me what an armarillo WAS the other day!!! (they do a cool rendition of that song, allbeit somewhat out of tune !!)

How about reviving other classics such as TIE A YELLOW RIBBON, BIRDIE SONG and one of my all time favourites VIVA ESPANIA :x :x :x :x

NOoooooooooooooooooooooo you gotta revive the worlds greatest ever record ( i have a copy on Vinyl ) - Paul Macartneys Frog Chorus

c**tplaces said:

armadillos?

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Nasty looking animals... end up splattered on roads like hedgehogs do.

c**tplaces said:

I wondered why he wanted to give guns to animals...

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Remember you are talking about the USA... it's not a stretch to imagine gun rights being granted to armor plated herbivores.

**How do I insert a picture into a message without having it uploaded to the Internet?? I took a great picture recently that I want to share!

CN.