Indeed Not a good look when they're canvassing you and me for more public money.

Not too keen on the Sacla stuff - a bit to creamy and unctious for my liking - doesn't have the density. That Ramona stuff is pretty good. You could always make sure you've got a jar of tahini and a can of chickpeas in store cupboard for emergencies.

Didn't think Coal Measures came down that far.

Barry Cryer joke.. A woman walks past a petshop and spots a magnificent parrot in the window. She rushes inside and says, ‘How much for the parrot?’ ‘£5,’ says the shopkeeper. ‘Only £5? I’ve got to have it,’ says the woman. ‘Why’s it so cheap?’ ‘Well, I must confess, it was brought up in...

Quantum Wezzits or Wezzit superposition?

When's the Fountains and its wobbly tables coming back?

That'll be new build for you!

There may be rare exceptions, but the context is that the original graffiti was created by people who spent years toiling in the mines and quarries, and not some spotty Herbert from Macclesfield who spent a day there with a few cans of paint. They're not adding to the history, but detracting.

For completeness, but probably not suitable for that young, is the Copper Kingdom in Amlwch.

Bulglars broke into the local Police Station last night and stole the toilet. Police say they have nothing to go on.

For geology, do Stone Science on Anglesey. A bit of an esoteric museum, but I love it. The owner collected many samples himself. http://stonescience.co.uk/

Could be side view of a rugose solitary coral.

Squeeze 50th anniversary tour this year.

Sparks obviously.