I don?t know what I?m doing
I haven?t got a clue
That makes me a menace
To me as well as you.

I?m running round in circles
And lie awake all night
I get a splitting headache
Just trying to get things right

I set out in the car
To call in at the shop
But forgotten what I went for
Caught out on the hop

All this is too much for me
It?s ruining my head
So back in the car I get
And then back home to bed.

With all due respect sir, stop nicking Scurion instructions.