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Happy Valentine's Day

Pegasus

Administrator
Staff member
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alastairgott

Well-known member
My gloves are purple,
This cave is cold,
But i'll still go for a furtle,
And find some mould,

My wetsocks are black,
This cave is cold,
I'll get some flack,
Oversuits don't fold,

My undersuit is wet,
This cave just got colder,
Lets get set,
We'd better get bolder,

Students love poems,
This one is rubbish,
Some tooings and fro-ings,
They'll throw some fish.
 

Speleotron

Member
There was a yound man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
His nose was a flower
And his pubes were infested with weeds
 

Speleotron

Member
In the OP's photo it looks like a handful of gravel is about to fall out of an upside down mini volcano onto the guy's head.
 
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