Well done Dave. It was my favourite entry. I will deliver to the dig tomorrow evening and accept a pint of Addlestones in the Poacher's Pocket by way of a substitute.
["Unky Dunky" - is only the tip of the iceberg - I've heard them all, Duncan Make The Garden Grow, Duncan Biscuit, Duncan Disorderly etc. - I can to a five minute standup routine based upone puns on my first and last name - like the Steve Martin "nose joke" sketch in the film "Roxanne"]