1. Gag :-

A woman goes to the doctor's complaining
that every time she takes her knickers off
she can hear "Show me to way to Amarillo"
coming from her fanny.

The doctor replies:-

"Don't worry - every cnut's singing it"

2. Sickish gag:-

What's brown and half-eaten?

The Pope's Easter Egg.

3. White men have rhythm - warning - has sound!!!

Sockittome

4. Jacko pleads innocence

5. Cruelty to chimps - some morons imitate them


6. Viagra gag.

Man walks into a Chemist and asks the lady pharmacist for a bottle of Viagra.

The lady pharmacist says severely "Do you have a prescription for that sir?"

The man replies "No - will a photo of the wife do?"

Very good, although the Jacko picture is very disturbing, and some how i would'nt put it past him to wear such a "garment".

Here is funny joke i was sent recently.

Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her
tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and
they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen
agreed and again they made love. Later, Dave was getting into bed when
he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched
Doreen's shoulder and said, Honey? Please? Just one more time before I
die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could
we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, Listen Dave, I have
to get up in the morning! You don't."


Stu.

Good one!

Here's another Jacko:-