Mrs Trellis
Well-known member
1. Gag :-
A woman goes to the doctor's complaining
that every time she takes her knickers off
she can hear "Show me to way to Amarillo"
coming from her fanny.
The doctor replies:-
"Don't worry - every cnut's singing it"
2. Sickish gag:-
What's brown and half-eaten?
The Pope's Easter Egg.
3. White men have rhythm - warning - has sound!!!
Sockittome
4. Jacko pleads innocence
5. Cruelty to chimps - some morons imitate them
6. Viagra gag.
Man walks into a Chemist and asks the lady pharmacist for a bottle of Viagra.
The lady pharmacist says severely "Do you have a prescription for that sir?"
The man replies "No - will a photo of the wife do?"
A woman goes to the doctor's complaining
that every time she takes her knickers off
she can hear "Show me to way to Amarillo"
coming from her fanny.
The doctor replies:-
"Don't worry - every cnut's singing it"
2. Sickish gag:-
What's brown and half-eaten?
The Pope's Easter Egg.
3. White men have rhythm - warning - has sound!!!
Sockittome
4. Jacko pleads innocence
5. Cruelty to chimps - some morons imitate them
6. Viagra gag.
Man walks into a Chemist and asks the lady pharmacist for a bottle of Viagra.
The lady pharmacist says severely "Do you have a prescription for that sir?"
The man replies "No - will a photo of the wife do?"