There was a young fellow from Kent Whose tool was remarkably bent To save himself trouble He stuffed it in double And instead of coming he went!

There once was a girl from Devizes Whose breasts were of different sizes One was so small Hardly anything at all But the other was big and won prizes!

At Teesside Crown Court today, a printer was found guilty of stealing all the Full Stops from his place of work. The judge told him to expect a long sentence.

Heard on a Kulula Airways flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."

I have a spare Petzl stop; barely used. asking £50 + post (say £3.50) PM if interested. MARK

Elon Musk landed at Luton in his Lear jet, on his way to the AI conference. He couldnt remember if he was supposed to go to Bletchley or Sketchley, so the taxi driver took him to the cleaners.

The cross-vein is shown on the 1922 VM plan, although the overall distance between Rampgill and Scaleburn Veins is inaccurate, which resulted in a bit more shovel-work than anticipated! Oh, and whoever took down the signs, please return them. I don't recall your showing up in all weathers to...

Worth paying a small sub just to see the photo of Alex with his Candelabra bat-roaster! M

Now with signage! (Thank You, Mark H) MARK

I KNEW I knew that face.... Father Jack! M

As a regular Rampgill-ite, I've noticed the bottles increase and decrease over time but, until now, never disappear totally. Whilst over-proliferation just looks gash, a few examples are/were a harmless distraction and, although not to my taste, I think someone has been high-handed in making a...

Thanks for the kind comments. Sorry the photos just dont do justice! The ropeway is Colin's brainchild. It actually cut the labour requirement such that we could fully operate the dig with as few as 2 men! There's nowhere to stack deads in the level but 100ft outbye was a small chamber with...

Last Thursday Mark H and myself floor-boarded the last section, and thereby completed our (with Col H) dig through the collapses on Rampgill Cross Vein. The digs represented 65ft of horizontal progress over two separate blockages and consumed around 1000 sandbags, 700ft of treated 5x2 timber...

Thanks Roy, your Steel Road was shown on the Haunted Fishtank again a couple of days ago. Nice Job. MARK