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    Tick prevalence in the UK

    Interesting, Jim. Likewise, I've never been molested by ticks. Aside, the recent hot weather has spawned squadrons of mosquitoes which have descended on my wife as a veritable all-you-can-eat mozzie buffet, yet they don't seem to find me very appetising. There could be a genetic component, or...
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    'Doctor, could you take a look at my penis?" [Doctor thoroughly examines said organ] 'Well, I'm pleased to tell you there's absolutely nothing wrong with it' 'Yes, I know. Its a beauty, isn't it?'
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    Win a Rab Microlight Alpine Down Duvet with the 3rd of the Inglesport Fabulous 5 competitions!

    Without Hope or Expectation I offer the following: In my early days of u/g exploration, my mentor, Paul The Mad Butcher, recalled a time he and a buddy were ice-climbing in Scotland. While taking a brief rest, Paul's mate produced two Mars Bars which were unexpectedly not frozen solid. "Where...
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    Vegan food

    Anzac biscuits (flapjack family) make an excellent u/g snack. Homemade ones are by far the best (especially the ones Aussie Steve makes). Google the recipe, they're simple to make, but go easy on the bicarb. I recently saw some factory-built ones in the Co-Op which were dipped in chocolate...
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    A mate of mine was in therapy to deal with his sex addiction. Unfortunately, he relapsed after experiencing withdrawal symptoms.
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    I've also got a Scooby-Doo joke. Actually its more of a Shaggy Dog story.
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    A local farmer has set up CCTV in his wheat fields to try and catch crop-circlers in the act. Nothing much so far, just a few grainy images.
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Donald Trump had an arse-hole transplant. The arse-hole rejected him
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Cinderella is sitting at home, missing the Ball, when Fairy Godmother appears. With a wave of her wand she exclaims "You shall go to the Ball, but remember to leave by midnight or your fanny will turn into a pumpkin!" So Cinders goes to the Ball, and meets a handsome prince with whom she...
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    Win a Rab Nexus Pull-On with the 1st of the Inglesport Fabulous 5 competitions!

    Stuck on 4 Down. Natural hole in the Earth. Begins with 'C'. any ideas, guys?
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    Win a Rab Nexus Pull-On with the 1st of the Inglesport Fabulous 5 competitions!

    Gottit! YMCA by Village People! OK, my turn...
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    Ingleborough summit - carved stone

    3 'Hill's - how appropriate :D
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Ever wonder how they get the PTFE non-stick coating to stick to the pan? They cook scrambled egg on it first.
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    Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

    Masochist: "Beat me, BEAT me!" Sadist: "No"
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    Caving with a joint replacement

    Its a game of give-&-take really. Great exercise for those of us who shun sport, off-the-scale for mental wellbeing, murder on the knees and elbows. Still on all-original manufacturers bodywork after 60 years, so will keep you posted!
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