The three hillocks above these pitches are very large and somewhat offset from the main vein - a top entrance would be most helpful!

Excellent report - and well done! Saves me going, which I think is what I wrote last time someone managed it. I'm not going to ask for...

Oscar Doyle + Andy Thompson Derbyshire’s most feckless duo have had Assault course in our sights for some time - so it was that on...

Big Dyls in Sallet by Jon Pemberton, on Flickr

Sounds like a maths problem: If Sandra has 5 sweets and molly has 7, how many holidays has Becky been on?

Hang onto your hats.

I've been in Peak about 500 times and never got stranded, so it's pretty rare it's ever that bad. And a good excuse to check out the...

That's no depth gauge, that's a speed camera for ducks

Two for the price of one.

I just had to add this, keeping with the red theme - personally I think it's amazing, and the video makes more of an effort than usual

Or you could come back home to the Red Mecca, perhaps?

You should buy fluorescein powder, not a solution of it. Make up the solution as needed. Toolstation sells the Screwfix product for £1...

The well-known ‘cavers step’ upstream of Goosehill Bridge that cavers use for checking the water levels prior to a trip into Peak Cavern...

Said it was easy. I tried to get “Diccan Pot” but it went a bit weird 😂😂.

Still stuck in Texas...and still just on the red part of the spectrum. See what you've done...? o_O 🤟