Mrs Trellis
Well-known member
As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down
the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was
forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small
side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and
Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the
Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room,
Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get
these shoes off. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe
with vigour, but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so
bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!
There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla
exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that
feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip
and said, 'See? I told you, with a face like that she was
still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the
left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed
the heir to the throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said,
"That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was
forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small
side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and
Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the
Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room,
Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get
these shoes off. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe
with vigour, but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so
bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!
There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla
exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that
feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip
and said, 'See? I told you, with a face like that she was
still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the
left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed
the heir to the throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said,
"That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"